"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"
What Lemmings Believe
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"No, lad, we aren't movers. We're just Shakers."
"I'm afraid this is auf Wiedersehen, Padre. Estelle and I are setting up our own little religion."
"Am I a team player? Are you kidding? I was in a cult."
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"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."
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"I forget who our cult actually worships, but we have a hell of a good time."
"Please hold my calls for the next fifteen minutes, Miss Hammish."
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"We're a pack, not a cult."
"Gosh, guys, I'm excited. This is my first cabal."
"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."
"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."
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"He's become quite a cult figure."
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"Your father and I just want you to know that we're behind you one hundred per cent should you decide to go back to being a dope addict."
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"Oh, fabulous. I see that my cult is here again tonight."