Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.
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texas, texan, texans, meat eater, meat eaters, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarian option, vegan option, vegan, vegans, pizza, pizzas, vegan food, vegan foods, vegetarian food, vegetarian foods, state, states, red state, red states, blue state, blue states, culture clash, culture clashes, border crossing"Well, we gave up on those chopsticks pretty quickly didn't we?"
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untensil, utensils, cutlery, fork, forks, chopstick, chopsticks, chinese food, japanese food, asian food, thai food, vietnamese food, eastern culture, customs, tradition, assimilate, assimilation, assimilating, when in rome, telephone, telephones, giving up, trends, trendy, culture clash, hand coordination, xenophobia"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"
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yakuza, tattoo, tattoos, tattooed, tat, tatted, beach, beaches, sunbathe, sunbathing, marriage, married, married life, married couple, couples, couple, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, coast, coastal, coastal break, full body tattoos, middle aged, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, fashion, fashion choices, culture clash"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
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culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, captain ahab, bar, bar flies, bar fly, catch and release, capture and release, irony, ironic, ironically, animal rights, animal rights activist, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, catch and release, catch-and-release, herman melville"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."
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handshake, handshakes, fist bump, fist bumps, fist bumping, bumping fists, greet, greets, greeting, culture clash, culture clashes, new job, new jobs, adjustment, adjustments, adjustment period, adjustment periods, settle in, settles in, settling in, broken arm, broken arms, broken hand, broken hands, broken bone, broken bones, career change, career changes, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, culture shock, culture shocks, system shock, system shocks, socially awkward, social awkwardness"What if we don't like their country personas?"
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culture clash, clash, clashed, clashing, country, countryside, persona, personas, sticks, out in the sticks, metro, metropolitan, class, classes, city, city kid, city life, city boy, city living, urban, urbanity, urban life, urban living, urban world, modern life, modern living, culture shock, culture, cultures, liberal, liberal elites, townies, couple, couples, rural, mid west, midwest, mid-west, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, homesick, worry, worried, trepidation, roadtrip, road trip, drive, driving, driver, drives, unfamiliar, unfamiliar territory"Welcome to America, bitch."
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breakfast, breakfasts, america, american, american breakfast, american breakfasts, french, france, french breakfast, french breakfasts, croissant, croissants, unhealthy, america, american, americans, fat, fats, fatty food, fatty foods, pancakes, pancake breakfast, pancake breakfasts, maple syrup, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, culture clash, culture clashes, welcome, welcomes, greet, greets, greeting, overeat, overeats, overeating, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, health food, health foods, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
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politics, political, politically, politician, politicians, elect, elected, election, elections, campaign, campaigning, campaigns, campaigner, campaigners, chief, chiefs, clash, culture clash, culture clashes, clashed, clashing, stereotype, stereotypes, voter, vote, votes, voters, example, examples, bloc, blocs, absurd, political bloc, political blocs, church, churches, church and state, pro-war, oil men, christian, texas, texan, american, america, american politics, trust-funded, trust-fund, gun, guns, enthusiast, enthusiasts, cross, cross over, crossover, cross-over"Happy?"
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culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, satisfy, satisfied, satisfying, satisfies, final, finally, happy, happiness, bliss, blissful, peace, peace, at lastT. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead
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literature, literary, literary figures, modernist, modernism, slang, slangs, language, language game, linguistic, linguistics, register, lexicon, out of character, dialect, dialects, culture clash, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, beavis, butthead, animation, tv, t v, television, tv cartoon, tv cartoons, speech, speaking, sucks, poet, poetry, poetsOpera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano
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culture, cultural, culture clash, cultural clash, clash, opera, operatic, operas, opera singer, sing, singer, singing, sings, music, musical, musician, musicians, pianist, piano, pianola, wild west, western, westerns, fat lady sings, class, fashion, theater, theatre, theatric, bar, bars, bar music, tavern, brunhilde, wagner, valkyries, valkyrie"You'd know that about me if you followed me on Twitter."
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tech, technology, internet, internet culture, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, blogging, follow, follower, social, social media, couple, couples, date, dates, red flag, warning, warning signs, argue, argues, argument, sarcasm, sarcastic, generation, generation gap, culture, culture clash, culture change, 90s, 80s, nineties, eighties, pre internet, modern life, modern, modern world, millennial, millennial, women, woman, private, privacy, married, married life, marriage"Group Five May Now Board"
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plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airline, airlines, airliner, jet, jets, jumbo, jumbos, jumbo jet, passenger, passengers, peasant, peasants, ordinary, normal, ordinary folk, peasantry, farmer, farmers, rural, country people, boarding, board, boards, ready to board, luggage, culture clash, tech, technology, modern, modern life"And the waistband of your underpants: showing or not showing?"
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modern, modern life, modern world, style, styles, fashion, fashions, stylish, fashionable, waistband, underwear, underpants, 90s, youth, trend, trends, fashion trends, 90s kids, 90s kid, trendy, trending, low rise, low-rise, tailor, tailors, suit, suits, businessmen, businessman, tailored, clash, clashes, culture, culture clashThe Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney
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attorney, attorneys, legal, legal rep, legal representation, representation, represent, represented, defence, defend, defending, chop, chopping, chopped, wood, woodcutter, wood cutter, farm, farms, farmer, farming, rural, countryside, clash, clashed, culture, culture clash, personify, personification, ambulance chasers, ambulance chaser, sue, sued, sues, suing, right, rights, legal rights, axe, axed"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."
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tech, technology, internet, internet culture, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, blogging, follow, follower, social, social media, couple, couples, date, dates, red flag, warning, warning signs, argue, argues, argument, sarcasm, sarcastic, generation, generation gap, culture, culture clash, culture change, 90s, 80s, nineties, eighties, pre internet, modern life, modern, modern world, millennial, millennial, women, woman, private, privacy, married, married life, marriage, gossip, gossips, gossiping, rumor, rumour, rumors, rumoursCountry Music Awards
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, modern, modern life, modern world, culture, culture clash, country and western, country, american culture, american music, daddy issues, back off, standoffish, stand-offish, stand offish, rebel, rebels, underwhelm, underwhelming, genre, genres, critique, criticism, music, musician, musicians, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, invert, inversion, inverted, subvert, subverted, subversion, music industry, region, regions, regional, award, awards, unlikely"Bank's closed today, folks. It's Yom Kippur."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, yom kippur, modern, modern life, modern world, bank, bank holiday, culture, culture clash, jewish, jewish custom, jewish customs, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, folks"Here out West there are so many incredible places to smoke."
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culture clash, clash, clashed, clashing, country, countryside, persona, personas, sticks, out in the sticks, metro, metropolitan, class, classes, city, city kid, city life, city boy, city living, urban, urbanity, urban life, urban living, urban world, modern life, modern living, culture shock, culture, cultures, liberal, liberal elites, townies, couple, couples, rural, mid west, midwest, mid-west, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, roadtrip, road trip, drive, driving, driver, drives, unfamiliar, unfamiliar territory, smoke, smoking, smoke break, out west, ignorance, ignoring, ignore, ignored, ignoring, out west, west, midwest, regional, regions, america, united states"You'll probably think this is just some opening line, but ... call me Ishmael."
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culture clash, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, introductions, famous introductions, famous openers, famous openings, famous beginnings, opener, one liner, one liners, ishmael, social, socialise, socialising, pretentious, pick up, pick-up, pick up artist, pick-up artist, pick up line, pick-up line, pick up lines, date, dates, dating"We'll be paying for the prairie, the forests, and the streams with this credit card, which is just as good as—if not better than—trinkets."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, modern, modernity, finance, finances, credit, credit score, america, american, american history, native american, native americans, trinket, trinkets, plastic, culture, culture clash, clashed, clashes, play on words, word play"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"
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tech, technology, internet, internet culture, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, blogging, sarcasm, sarcastic, generation, generation gap, culture, culture clash, culture change, 90s, 80s, nineties, eighties, pre internet, modern life, modern, modern world, millennial, millennial, women, woman, private, privacy, diary, diaries, journal, journals, journalling"Sit tight, chief-I'll take you out where the big swords are."
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tour, tours, touring, fish, fishery, fisherman, fishermen, fished, fishing, fishin, sword, swords, arthurian, arthur, king arthur, camelot, excalibus, excaliburs, lady of the lake, lady in the lake, medieval, legend, legends, culture clash, cultural, time skip, time skips, big fish, big fishing, history, historical, british, british legend, british history, lake fish, lake fishing, lake, lakes