"And may all your chakras be blocked!"
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Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity
"It's like texting, but for dead people."
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"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."
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A lightning bolt bounces from a church and hits a house.
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"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."
"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."
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"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."
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Children Swearing: Then vs Now
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Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"
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"I think the 'curse of the Bambino' has transferred to your Portfolio."
A vampire is frightened after being served hot cross buns.
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"Gee, we have had the most awful luck with this room!"
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A man is trapped in a painting.
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"Now that you've come of age, son, I think it's time your old dad let you in on our little family curse."
"How much for just the ring?"
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New From Why? Books
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Haunted New York