"Nooo. Not my legs."
"And may all your chakras be blocked!"
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Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity
"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."
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" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"
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"Well, I'm bummed about the gene experiment, too."
A lightning bolt bounces from a church and hits a house.
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"No guarantees, right?"
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"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."
Seven Words You Can't Say in a Cartoon
"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."
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"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."
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"Apparently, this curse has a lot more going for it than we figured."
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"I told you we should have given them treats!"
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Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"
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"I think the 'curse of the Bambino' has transferred to your Portfolio."
"Well, he didn't get that kind of language from me!"
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A vampire is frightened after being served hot cross buns.
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"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"
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A pair of fishermen see themselves reflected in the water as skeletons.
"Gee, we have had the most awful luck with this room!"
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"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"
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"I tell you guys you're making a horrible mistake!"
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"I must confess I've never seen such an unfortunate side reaction to penicillin."
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