"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"
Tags:picture book, picture books, tort reform, tort law, tort laws, liability, liabilities, liability lawyer, liability lawyers, sue, sues, suing, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, corporate attorney, corporate attorneys, limiting damages, damage limitations, children's book, children's books, childrens book, childrens books, library, libraries, librarian, children's librarian, children's librarians, special interest, special interests, father, fathers, dad, dads, customer, customers, request, requests, odd request, odd requests, specialization, specializations
"Trust me—sex sells."
Tags:sales technique, sales techniques, sales strategy, sales strategies, vendor, vendors, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, sex selling, hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, street cart, street carts, entice, entices, enticing, unattractive, middle age, middle aged, unattractive, customer, customers, marketing, attracting customers, delusion, delusions, delusional, handsome
"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"
"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, dead, death, spirit, spirits, seance, seances, widow, widows, husband, husbands, ghost, ghosts, fraud, scam, scams, wasting money, waste of money
"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."
Tags:food, vegetable, vegetables, veggies, market, markets, market stall, markets stalls, food market, food markets, food stand, food stands, green grocer, green grocers, salesman, salesmen, clerk, clerks, grocer, grocers, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, customer, customers, new vegetable, new vegetables, trying something new, unknown, kohlrabi, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, fad, fads, popular, shopping, consumerism
"So how's the family? Still disintegrating?"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, mental health, liquor, booze, family, families, family issues, family problems, disintegrating, falling apart, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour
"I can't quite picture who would enjoy a gift in that price range."
Tags:gift counsellor, gift counsellors, gift counselor, gift counselors, department store, department stores, shopping mall, shopping malls, mall, malls, gift, gifts, present, presents, counselling, counseling, price, prices, price range, money, finances, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, customer service, service, shopping, shopper, shoppers, christmas shopping, xmas shopping, man, men, difficult, consumerism
"On the one hand, eliminating the middleman would result in lower costs, increased sales, and greater consumer satisfaction; on the other hand, we're the middleman."
Tags:business, money, consumerism, boardroom, meetings, middleman, eliminate the middleman, executives, middlemen, middle man, middle men, lower cost, lower costs, lowering costs, consumer satisfaction, customer satisfaction, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, middle manager, middle managers, interfere, interferes, interference, interfering, customer, customers, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, mankoff
"What will it take to put one of you two into a brand-new Eterna-5000 today?"
Tags:death, planning for death, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, casket store, casket stores, coffin store, coffin stores, funeral, funerals, funeral planning, end-of-life planning, after death planning, salesman, salesmen, making the sale, sale, sales, selling, shopping, customer service, old age, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, middle-age, middle-aged, old people, elderly, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, ageing, aging, customer, customers, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour
"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer, customers, patron, patrons, personal commitment, personal commitments, commitment, commitments, glutton, gluttons, gluttony, gourmand, gourmands, hungry, hunger, starving, strong, dinner, dinners
"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."
"Could I have the fires al dente?"
Tags:fastfood, fastfood chain, fastfood chains, fastfood restaurant, fast food restaurants, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, al dente, pasta, millennial, millennials, spoilt kid, spoilt kids, catering, service industry, catering industry, burger, burgers, fries, customer, customers, stupid customer, stupid customers, bad customer, bad customers
"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, difficult customer, difficult customers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary, kitchen, kitchens, impossible, request, requests
"I'm not much of a baseball-strike fan. I'm more of a hockey-strike fan."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, sport, sports, hockey, baseball, strike, strikes, striking, fan, fans, player, players, athlete, athletes, management, lockout, lockouts, labor relations, labour relations, union, unions, collective bargaining, labour dispute, labor disputes, league, leagues, team, teams, labor negotiations, labour negotiations
"Every day at five. Like clockwork."
Tags:drinking, drinker, drinkers, regular, regulars, public house, public houses, pub, bar, customer, customers, clockwork toy, clockwork toys, wind up car, wind up cars, wind up toy, wind up toy, bartender, bartenders, patron, patrons, regular customer, regular customers, clockwork, schedule, schedules, routine, routines, repetitive, repetitiveness
"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."
Tags:nouvelle cuisine, fancy food, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, waiter, waiters, customer, customers, customer relations, diet, diets, dieting, portion control, weight watching, calories, small portion, small portions, restaurant, restaurants, small, tiny, teeny, teensy, dining alone, marketing, sales pitch, overselling
"The Mercedes handles beautifully, but I miss the rapport I had with my Chevy."
Tags:car, cars, truck, trucks, pickup, pickups, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes, relationship, relationships, car company, car companies, types of cars, rapport, compatibility, harmony, love, bond, affinity, handles well, handles beautifully, bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, businessmen, businessman, wealthy, rich, the one percent, the 1%, miss, missing, lament, lamenting, regret, regrets, reminisce, reminiscing
"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"
Tags:waiting, waiter, waitress, waitresses, complain, complaining, complaints, fussy, complaints, picky, frustrating, professional, restaurant, restaurants, staff, employees, public, customers, customer, whine, grumble, whines, grumbles, fuss, polite, civil, passive aggressive, pass agg, customer service
"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"
Tags:latte, lattes, caffe latte, caffe lattes, bookstore, bookstores, book seller, book sellers, expectation, expectations, first world problem, first world problems, entitled, entitlement, book, books, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee, coffees, independent bookstore, independent bookstores, customer, customers, customer service, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes
"Yes, I'm still working on it."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, dining alone, single, diner, diners, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests, eating, meal, meals, food, slow eater, slow eaters, eating slowly, rush, no rush, still working on it, still going, still eating, time, wait, waiting, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, traffic cones, traffic cone, pylon, pylons, road cone, road cones, safety cone, safety cones, construction cone, construction cones, cone, cones, marker, markers
"That means you, pal!"
Tags:bus, buses, taking the bus, riding the bus, bus driver, bus drivers, driver, drivers, trumpet, trumpets, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, musician, musicians, sign, signs, rules, rules, regulation, regulations, restriction, restrictions, ban, banned, music, no music, public transportation, passenger, passengers, rider, riders, customer, customers, bus company, bus companies, commuting, commute, commuter, commuters, silent, silence
"If it's my pride, I'm not here"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, pride, prides, hiding, escaping, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, avoiding, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses
"So, is there a Mrs. Peanut?"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, marriage, marriages, married, infidelity, introduction, introductions, interested, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, bachelorette, bachelorettes
"What would you recommend for someone who's wealthy?"
Tags:dining, fine dining, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, waiting staff, menu, menu, restaurant menus, wealth, wealthy, privilege, privileged, entitled, entitlement, ignorant, uncultured, uninformed, rich people, rich men, patron, patrons, customer, customers, pompous, pomposity, imperious, self-important, self-importance, excessive wealth, expensive restaurants