"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."
Tags:raised voice, raised voices, puppy, puppies, dog, dogs, guilt, guilty, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, cute, cuteness, guilt inducing, apology, apologies, judge, judges, sorry, cry, cries, crying, whimper, whimpers, whimpering, shout, shouts, shouting, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, adorable
"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
Tags:discrimination, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, cute, cuteness, adorable, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, writing program, writing programs, skill, skills, skilled, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualified, hiring, application, applications, job application, job applications, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, attractive, attractiveness, computer skills, computer literacy
"Jason is cute as a bug, but he sure is one thickheaded little sucker."
"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."
Tags:say hello, saying hello, pet, pets, pet lover, pet lovers, cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, 911, emergency, emergencies, emergency operator, emergency operators, cute, cuteness, overly cute, casual, out-of-place, police, call the police, calling the police, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, modern life, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, cat people, feline, felines, hold, holds, holding, on hold, emergency response, emergency responses, emergency response system, emergency response systems
"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."
Tags:cute, cuteness, child, children, kid, kids, innocent, innocence, innocents, innocent look, innocent looks, trial, trials, judge, judges, justice, justices, justice system, justice systems, lawyer, lawyers, charm, charms, charming, charmed, wide eyes, wide-eyed, look, looks, superficial, superficiality
"You're cute, too."
Perusing The Bookshelves For Cute Cats
Tags:cat, cats, cute cats, cute, cuteness, cutely, cute cat, cute kitten, kitten, kittens, animal, animals, pet, pets, shopping, shop, shops, stores, store, consumer, consumerism, consumes, book, books, bookshop, book shop, bookstore, book store, stack, stacks, book shelf, book shelves, bookshelf, bookshelves, read, reading, internet, internet culture, pop culture, whatever makes you happy
"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."
Tags:ancient, history, troy, trojan, trojan horse, greek, greece, horse, horses, dog, dogs, animal, animals, trick, tricks, castle, castles, kingdom, kingdoms, guard, guards, gate, gates, cute, tick, ticks, mite, mites, flea, fleas, disease, diseases, puppy, puppies, stray, strays, stray dog, stray dogs, homeless, carrier, carriers, hiding, hidden, overrun, trojan dog, dangerous, risky, risk, danger, dangers, unsafe
"Is the rabbit cute?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, rabbit, rabbits, meat, cute, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, question, questions, customer, customers, patron, patrons
"Actually, there's kind of a cute story behind that divorce."
"Hi! Im the bluebird of death."
Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplane, air travel, flying, pilot, pilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, copilot, copilots, co-worker, co-workers, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, friend, friends, mate, mates, friendship, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, origami, paper-folding, paper airplane, paper airplanes, paper aeroplane, paper aeroplanes, funny, fool, laughing, smile, smiling, smirk, smirking, childish, childishness, immature, toy, toys, relationship, relationships, fun, having fun at work, cute
Too cute for comfort.
"How small will he get?"
Tags:dog, dogs, businessmen, businessman, pupper, puppy, puppies, cute, cutely, tiny, tiny dog, small dog, little dog, doggies, leash, leashed, pet to work, working world, comically small, disparity, size, sizes, misunderstanding, misunderstood, making, making conversation, conversation skills, slip-up, slip of the tongue, slip up, conversational, elevator, lift
"It's their idea of cute."
Tags:dog, dogs, kennel, kennels, pet, pets, pretentious, animal, animals, family, families, annoyed, annoying, personified, personification, doghouse, doghouses, coat of arms, cute, cuteness, symbol, symbols, symbolic, house, houses, dog house, dog houses, dog-houses, pretentiousness, tasteless, idea of cute, supposed to be, supposed
"O.K., O.K., house arrest."
Tags:judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, attention, dog, dogs, pet, pets, puppy, puppy dog, puppy eyes, puppy dog eyes, cute, cutely, cuteness, adorable, relent, relenting, ease, ease off
"At least we have our integrity."
Tags:integrity, psychology, psychological, pride, prideful, ego, dressing, dress up, dressed up, hand, holding hands, hand holding, chicken farm, farmer, farming, farmers, farm, farms, rural, rural life, rural living, talking animal, talking animals, turkey, turkeys, chicken, chickens, duck, ducks, chick, chicks, cute, cutely, countryside, country, country life, in the sticks
"People tend to take the news better when I bring Princess Cupcake."
"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."
Tags:law, legal, crimes, criminal, criminals, chase, chased, bunny, bunnies, flopsy, rabbit, rabbits, cute, cutely, bunny rabbit, detective, detectives, cops, cop, police, di, detective inspector, inspector, undercover, under cover, holster, holsters, gun holster, gun holsters, noir, noir imagery, mystery, mysterious, thriller, thrillers, clash, clashes, subvert, subverts, subversion
"I fear there are only so many bamboo metaphors the average reader can tolerate."
Tags:interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewee, interview skills, interview skill, get hired, hired, hiree, hiring, hires, new hire, new hires, panda, pandas, talking animal, talking animals, job, jobs, new job, new jobs, working world, work, world of work, editorial, editor, editors, censor, censorship, metaphor, metaphors, puns, pun, overused, overuse, over used, over use, bamboo, bamboo joke, panda, pandas, cute, cute animals, manuscript, manuscripts, agent, agents, rejection, reject, rejected, book, books, bookish, book worm, book worms
"Is that cute or is that cute?"
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, cute, cutie, cute dog, cure dogs, sing, singing, singer, singers, singing dog, singing dogs, piano, pianos, pianist, pianist, piano player, piano players, duet, duet, accompanist, accompanists, accompany, accompaniment, accompaniments, recital, recital, piano recitals, cute or what
"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"
Tags:execution, executions, children's show, children's shows, childrens show, childrens shows, kid, kids, audience, audiences, child, children, inappropriate, cute, evil, fun, guillotine, capital punishment, death penalty, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, lighten up, lightening up, shock, offense, offence
"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."
Tags:baby driver, baby drivers, reckless, recklessness, driver, drivers, crash, crashes, car crash, car crashes, auto crash, auto crashes, accident, accidents, crash test, crash tests, charm, charms, charming, cop, cops, police, cute, adorable, baby, babies, infant, infants, moving violation, moving violations
Farmer Takes Roll Call
Tags:roll, roll call, register, taking the register, line up, lined up, line-up, in line, farmer, farming, farmers, farm, farms, rural, rural life, rural living, talking animal, talking animals, horse, horses, pony, ponies, pig, pigs, sheep, duck, ducks, cat, cats, owl, owls, barn owl, barn owls, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, goat, goats, chicken, chickens, duck, ducks, chick, chicks, cute, cutely, countryside, country, country life, in the sticks, loving, love
"We can do this the easy way or we can do this the cute way."
Tags:robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, bank, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, easy way, hard way, cute, puppy, puppies, hostage, hostages