"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."
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obstruction, obstruction of justice, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal team, legal teams, legal, paid by the hour, corrupt, corruption, injustice, cutthroat, price, prices, cost, costs, bribe, bribes, bribing, bribery, felon, felons, white collar crime, white collar crimes, corporate crime, corporate crimes, corporate criminal, corporate criminals"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."
"Well, Mr. Dog Eat Dog, did you eat a dog today or did a dog eat you?"
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dog eat dog, dog eat dog world, cutthroat, cutthroat world, business world, business worlds, businessman, businessmen, workaday, workaday world, inquire, inquires, inquiring, predator, predators, prey, predatory world, predatory worlds, husband, husbands, wife, wives, routine, routines, daily routine"I used to be known as Mr. Nice Guy, but I bought my way out."
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business jargon, corporate jargon, corporate culture, businessmen, businessman, mr. nice guy, mr nice guy, bad reputation, bad reputations, good reputation, good reputations, reputation, reputations, office job, office jobs, corporate environment, exec, execs, executive, executives, cut-throat, cut throat, office politics, cutthroat environment, cutthroat, backstabbing, corporate ladder, climbing to the top"I'm told that you respond very well to intimidation."
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intimidate, intimidation, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, intimidation, intimidates, executive, executives, management, managers, manages, discipline, disciplines, hierarchy, power, powerful, boss, bosses, manager, corporate culture, harsh, brutal, unfair, employee, employees, worker, workers, cutthroat, force, forceful, coercive"All in favor?"
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cannonball, cannonball man, human cannonball, cannonballs, executive, executives, board, boards, death, killing, killed, pun, puns, visual pun, fire, firing, sack, sacking, fired, sacked, dismiss, discharge, make redundant, danger, dangers, cutthroat, corporate culture, dog eat dog, eject, shoot"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."
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business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, business person, competition, competitor, ruthless, cutthroat, company politics, companies, rat race, the rat race, corporate politics, corporate politics, coup, coups, business coup, business takeover, business takeovers, boardroom coup, boardroom coups, transfer of power, mob, mobs, ganging up, gang up, seize power, seizing power, fish, fishes, conspiracy, conspirator, conspirators"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."
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businessman, businessmen, corporate culture, corporate environment, corporate environments, competition, competitive, competitiveness, working environment, office politics, corporate politics, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, backstabbing, backstabbings, boast, boasts, boasting, boastful, cutthroat, cutthroat environment, date, dates, showing off, show off, show offs"Was that your first foray into politics?"
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foray, forays, politics, newbie, newbies, naive, naivete, naivety, depose, deposes, deposing, moonlight, moonlights, moonlighting, politician, politicians, political leader, political leaders, 800 pound gorilla, 800 lb gorillas, leader, leaders, leading, cutthroat, cutthroat business, cutthroat world, inexperience, inexperienced, dog-eat-dog, dog-eat-dog worldReady to move when the other guy blinks.
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blink, blinking, competition, competitor, competitors, compete, competing, party game, party games, modern life, modern times, the rat race, rat race, cutthroat, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, creep up, creeping up, stalk, stalking, stalker"You must be doing something awfully special not to have your cubicle sealed off, filled with water, and then stocked with piranhas."
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business, businesses, corporate, corporations, corporate culture, piranha, piranhas, punishments, discipline, punish, punishes, kill, harm, manage, management, managers, motivate, motivation, impressed, impressive, special, lucky, cutthroat, cut throat, brutal, savage, drown, eaten, devoured"Your approach is perfect for the primaries but it could be problematic in the general."
"A death mas, Ms. Barrow, with copies to all department heads."
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cutthroat, working environment, working environments, work environment, work environments, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, businessmen, businessman, desk mask, desk masks, memo, memos, threat, threats, intimidation, intimidating, gun crime, corporate bullying, termination, terminations, contract, contracts, office politics, boss, bosses, manager, managers"I'm a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and I'm no herbivore."
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dinosaur, dinosaurs, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, meat eater, meat eaters, manager, managers, business manager, herbivore, herbivores, business managers, boss, bosses, male pale stale, out of date, out of touch, competitive, competition, ruthless, ruthlessness, cutthroat, cutthroat business, cutthroat businessmen"It's a little eccentricity of mine—after I've beaten a man in business, I like to have him stuffed."
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eccentric, eccentrics, eccentricity, stuff, stuffed, businessman, businessmen, cutthroat, cut throat, dog eat dog, predator, predators, predatory, mounted, stuffed, taxidermy, taxidermied, winner, winners, bad winner, bad winners, business person, business people, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, 1%"Mr. Marpole, the lady is here to mop up - should I send her in?"
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mop up, mops up, mopping up, war, wars, warzone, warzones, war zone, war zones, consultant, consultants, outside consultant, outside consultants, expert, experts, expertise, secretary, secretaries, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, cutthroat, cutthroat business, cutthroat businesses, efficiency expert, efficiency experts, restructure, restructures, restructuring, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, clean house, cleans house, cleaning house, layoff, layoffs, firing, firings, sack, sacks, sacking, sacked, mass layoffs"Your four-o'clock is here."
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business, businesses, meeting, meetings, death, deaths, execution, executioner, executions, executioners, executive, executives, pun, office, offices, meet, fire, fired, firing, barbaric, corporate culture, corporate cultures, cutthroat, businessmen, businessperson, businessman, murder, killing, execute, executesWhile You Were Out
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corporate culture, corporate environment, corporate environments, knife, back stabbing, back stabbings, backstabbing, backstabbed, office politics, corporate politics, businessmen, businessman, cutthroat, cut-throat, working environment, working environments, work environment, work environments, corporate ladder, business ladder"I practice Corporate Zen. It's like regular Zen, but a teensy more cutthroat."