Cutthroat Cartoons

"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."

"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"Well, Mr. Dog Eat Dog, did you eat a dog today or did a dog eat you?"

"You eat dog - excellent!"

"I used to be known as Mr. Nice Guy, but I bought my way out."

"I'm told that you respond very well to intimidation."

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"All in favor?"

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

"Was that your first foray into politics?"

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

"You must be doing something awfully special not to have your cubicle sealed off, filled with water, and then stocked with piranhas."

"Your approach is perfect for the primaries but it could be problematic in the general."

"A death mas, Ms. Barrow, with copies to all department heads."

"I'm a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and I'm no herbivore."

"It's a little eccentricity of mine—after I've beaten a man in business, I like to have him stuffed."

"Mr. Marpole, the lady is here to mop up - should I send her in?"

"Your four-o'clock is here."

While You Were Out

"I practice Corporate Zen. It's like regular Zen, but a teensy more cutthroat."

"These are the chains I outsourced in life!"