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Cv Cartoons
Cv cartoon 1 of 115
"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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m.b.a., mba, degree, degrees, master of business of administration, home school, homeschool, homeschooling, home schooling, homeschooled, home schooled, homeschooling problems, home schooling problems, education, education level, education levels, student, students, job interview, interviewer, interviewers, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, human resources, hr, h.r., employer, employers, employee, employees, manager, managers, job hunting, job search, job, jobs, work, career, careers, unemployed, unemployment, unemployable, resume, cv, c.v., proud parent, proud parents, exaggeration, exaggerated, embellishment, embellish, hyperbole, false, fake, business, business degree, university, university degree, university degrees, college, college degree, college degrees, hire, hiring, achievement, achievementsCv cartoon 2 of 115
"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, experience, experiences, marketing, rejection, rejected, lack of experience, impressive, modern lifeCv cartoon 3 of 115
"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."
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career, careers, pole dancer, pole dancers, pole dancing, exotic dancer, exotic dancers, exotic dancing, dance club, dance clubs, career path, career paths, backup career, backup plan, backup plans, backup careers, back-up career, back-up careers, skill set, cv, resume, resumes, back-up plan, back-up plans, fall back on, boss, bosses, job security, job insecurity, worker, workers, office worker, office workers, office job, office jobsCv cartoon 4 of 115
"Congratulations. You have the skills we're looking for, and you'll just fit a cubicle."
Cv cartoon 5 of 115
"Any experience?"
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employment, employ, employed, employer, cv, c v, resume, resumes, resume skills, c v skills, cv skills, interview, interviewee, interviews, interview skills, recruit, recruitment, business, office, offices, hr, h r, human resources, old, older, elderly, old man, experience, experienced, age, ageism, old age, working age, retire, retired, retirement age, retirementCv cartoon 6 of 115
"Citizen of the World, Wine Connoisseur, Husband. I may be spreading myself too thin."
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wine, wines, wine enthusiast, wine enthusiasts, wine expert, wine experts, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, oenology, drinking, drinks, cocktails, husband, husbands, wife, wives, citizen of the world, citizens of the world, wearing many hats, resumé, resumés, curriculum vitae, cv, accomplishment, accomplishments, jack of all tradesCv cartoon 7 of 115
Personnel
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personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, filing, filing system, filing systems, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, offices, office worker, office workers, recruitment, labelling, labels, insult, insulted, insulting, insults, jerks, creeps, losers, scum, cv, curriculum vitaeCv cartoon 8 of 115
"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"
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translation, translations, french, translator, translators, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, cv, application, applications, job application, job applications, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, business school, business schools, harvard business school, lie, lies, lying, liar, liarsCv cartoon 9 of 115
"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."
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hiring, hiring process, hire, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, interviewees, human resources, hr, h.r., recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, c.v., c.v.s, cv, curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job application, job applications, applicant, applicant, criminal record, felony, felonies, felon, felons, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, searching for a job, searching for work, looking for a job, applying for a job, white-collar crime, business, businessman, businessmen, corporate crime, corruption, unemployment, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barrister, solicitor, solicitors, client, clients, strength, strengths, weakness, weaknesses, suitability, balanceCv cartoon 10 of 115
"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"
Cv cartoon 11 of 115
"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
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business, businesses, small business, business owner, business owners, resumes, resume, cv, curriculum vitae, employment, employer, employers, employee, employees, unemployment, urban, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, chinese food, chinese food menu, menu, menus, food, foods, takeout, takeaway, delivery, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, mail, mailbox, junk mail, mailer, mailers, flyer, flyers, c/v, c/vsCv cartoon 12 of 115
"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, detail, details, detailed, information, experience, experiences, student, students, teacher, teacher, school, schools, schooling, education, third grade, punishments, childhood, unnecessary, irrelevant, standing out, modern lifeCv cartoon 13 of 115
"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."
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new, recruit, recruiting, experience, experiences, resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, lacking, lacks, lack, inexperienced, inexperience, youth, young, qualification, qualifications, under-qualified, under qualified, recruit, recruitment, recruiting, recruits, recruiter, recruiters, training, trainers, interview, interviews, hiring, hires, hired, hiresCv cartoon 14 of 115
"They say you are a great warrior."
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business, businesses, business man, businessman, businessmen, business men, warrior, warriors, war, wars, desk, desk job, executive, executives, hr, h r, human resource, human resources, resume, resumes, cv, hire, hired, hiringCv cartoon 15 of 115
"How convincing are your jungle-bird calls, Ms. Haverhill?"
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bird, birds, bird call, bird calls, jungle, jungles, rainforest, rainforests, rain forest, rain forests, birder, birders, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, c/v, c/vs, cvCv cartoon 16 of 115
"Your resume is remarkably similar to our CEO's."
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hire, hired, hiring, employed, employing, employer, human resources, hr, h r, personnel, cv, cv skills, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, interview skills, resume, resumes, résume, résumes, ceo, chief executive, exec, execs, executives, viking, vikings, raid, raider, raiders, raiding, historical, historically, barbarian, barbarians, businessman, business man, businessmen, business men, management, manager, managers, ethics, ethical, corporate, corporation, corporationsCv cartoon 17 of 115
"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"
Cv cartoon 18 of 115
"Where's Waldo in five years?"
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where, where do you see yourself, in five years, five year plan, five-year plan, five-year-plan, planning, plan, plans, planned, career, careers, career plan, career advice, careers advice, job, jobs, job interview, interviews, interviewing, resume, good resume, cv, good cv, c v, interview skills, world of work, new job, new hire, hiring, hires, recruiting, recruitment, recruiter, human resource, human resources, hr, h r, pun, puns, word play, word-play, play on wordsCv cartoon 19 of 115
"Yes, and the fact that you've been an outstanding employee for twenty-five years is going to look great on your résumé."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, fired, firing, laid off, unemployed, unemployment, termination, downsizing, outstanding, model employee, model employees, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, experience, long-term employee, long-term employeesCv cartoon 20 of 115
"I was building up my pecs."
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resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, job application, jobs applications, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, personnel, personnel office, personnel officers, body builder, body builders, body building, pecs, weight lifting, weight lifter, weight lifters, exercise, exercising, muscle, muscles, building muscle, building muscles, time wasting, waste of time, unemployed, unemploymentCv cartoon 21 of 115
Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer
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resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, résumé, résumés, c/v c/vs, composer, composers, composition, music, musician, musicians, radio, radios, jingle, jingles, jingle writer, jingle writers, theme music, theme songs, theme song, themes, public radio, advertising, advertisement, radio jingle, radio jingles, ad jingle, ad jinglesCv cartoon 22 of 115
The Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.
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myth, myths, legend, legends, tooth fairy, tooth fairies, employment, seeking employment, unemployment, job search, temp work, temporary work, business, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, hr company, hr companies, human resource company, human resource companies, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment agency, recruitment agencies, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, qualified, qualification, qualification, experience, previous experience, pickpocket, pickpockets, stealingCv cartoon 23 of 115
"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."
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recharge, recharged, recharging, recharges, work hour, work hours, hard worker, hard workers, skill set, skill sets, cv, resume, resumes, workload, workloads, work ethic, work ethics, hard worker, hard workers, shift, shifts, shift work, shift worker, shift workers, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, labour rights, labor rights, labor law, labour laws, hr, human resources, personnelCv cartoon 24 of 115
"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."
Cv cartoon 25 of 115
"The aliens that control my brain really want me to get this job."
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