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"Congratulations. You have the skills we're looking for, and you'll just fit a cubicle."

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"Any experience?"

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"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

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"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"

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"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."

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"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

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"They say you are a great warrior."

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"Well, this is a reassuring note, Mr. Bonwell: 'No dolphins were killed in the preparation of this résumé.' "

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"I'm fascinated by your résumé, particularly the advertising supplement."

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"Well, this is a very impressive resume, young man. I think you're going to make a fine patient."

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Cv cartoon 11 of 98

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"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."

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Cv cartoon 12 of 98

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"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

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Cv cartoon 13 of 98

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"This is a very impressive manifesto."

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Cv cartoon 14 of 98

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"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

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Cv cartoon 15 of 98

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"You'll notice that I was born in 1968—a very prestigious year."

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"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

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Cv cartoon 17 of 98

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"I've been married for twenty years. How's that for conflict resolution?"

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Cv cartoon 18 of 98

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"You're great at expressing your emotions. What you're bottling up now is job skills."

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Cv cartoon 19 of 98

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"You'll need at least seven to ten years of revelant experience to be considered for this kindergarten position."

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Cv cartoon 20 of 98

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"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

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Cv cartoon 21 of 98

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"Let me see if I've got this straight."

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Cv cartoon 22 of 98

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"The garden is my résumé."

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Cv cartoon 23 of 98

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"I was the first in my family to lie about going to college."

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Cv cartoon 24 of 98

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"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

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Cv cartoon 25 of 98

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"You know, you misspelled 'perfectionist.'"

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