Cv Cartoons

"Congratulations. You have the skills we're looking for, and you'll just fit a cubicle."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC33243
High Res:
3253x1970 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hr, human resources, personnel, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, office job, office jobs, office cubicle, office cubicles, perfect fit, perfect fits, job offer, job offers, job skill, job skills, cv, cvs, resume, resumes

"Any experience?"

Artist:
Patterson, Jason
Search ID:
CC123066
High Res:
4320x4147 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
employment, employ, employed, employer, cv, c v, resume, resumes, resume skills, c v skills, cv skills, interview, interviewee, interviews, interview skills, recruit, recruitment, business, office, offices, hr, h r, human resources, old, older, elderly, old man, experience, experienced, age, ageism, old age, working age, retire, retired, retirement age, retirement

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC121741
High Res:
3500x3013 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
translation, translations, french, translator, translators, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, cv, cvs, application, applications, job application, job applications, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, business school, business schools, harvard business school, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars

"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC35560
High Res:
3634x1940 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
resume, resumes, cv, cvs, salesmen, salesman, salesman of the month, achievement, achievements, afterlife, afterlives, saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heavenly gates, pearly gates, good deed, good deeds, sales target, sales targets

"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC41790
High Res:
2845x2354 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
new, recruit, recruiting, experience, experiences, resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, cvs, lacking, lacks, lack, inexperienced, inexperience, youth, young, qualification, qualifications, under-qualified, under qualified, recruit, recruitment, recruiting, recruits, recruiter, recruiters, training, trainers, interview, interviews, hiring, hires, hired, hires

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC119395
High Res:
3000x2068 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
m.b.a., mba, degree, degrees, master of business of administration, home school, homeschool, homeschooling, home schooling, homeschooled, home schooled, homeschooling problems, home schooling problems, education, education level, education levels, student, students, job interview, interviewer, interviewers, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, human resources, hr, h.r., employer, employers, employee, employees, manager, managers, job hunting, job search, job, jobs, work, career, careers, unemployed, unemployment, unemployable, resume, cv, c.v., proud parent, proud parents, exaggeration, exaggerated, embellishment, embellish, hyperbole, false, fake, business, business degree, university, university degree, university degrees, college, college degree, college degrees, hire, hiring, achievement, achievements

"They say you are a great warrior."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC23799
High Res:
1441x1255 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
business, businesses, business man, businessman, businessmen, business men, warrior, warriors, war, wars, desk, desk job, executive, executives, hr, h r, human resource, human resources, resume, resumes, cv, cvs, hire, hired, hiring

"Well, this is a reassuring note, Mr. Bonwell: 'No dolphins were killed in the preparation of this résumé.' "

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC22718
High Res:
1401x1269 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dolphin, dolphins, cv, cvs, hr, human resources, personnel, resume, resumes, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, footnote, footnotes, animal rights, animal activist, animal activists, job hunting, job seeker, job seekers

"I'm fascinated by your résumé, particularly the advertising supplement."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC133720
High Res:
3006x2456 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
resume, resumes, hr, hrs, cv, cvs, human resources, personnel, advertising supplement, advertising supplements, résumé, résumés, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, skill set, skill-set, skill sets, skill-sets, marketing department, marketing departments

"Well, this is a very impressive resume, young man. I think you're going to make a fine patient."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC35110
High Res:
3603x2747 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
doctors, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, cv, cvs, impressive resume, impressive resumes, obamacare, obamacare repeal, repeal, repeals, repealing, patient, patients, application, applications, american health care, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, job application, job applications, good doctor, good doctors, family doctor, family doctors, mankoff

"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC140959
High Res:
3088x2266 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
nomad, nomads, nomadic, modern, modernity, modern life, culture shock, wander, wanderer, hobo, hobos, homeless, interview, resume, cv, cvs, resumes, job, jobs, hob interview, work, working, job search, employ, employed, employment, employs, employer, employee, employers, employees, hr, h r, human resources, human resource, interview, interviews, interviewee, training, trainer, trainee, cudgel, cudgels, h r nightmare, unemployed, unemployment, job search, out of work, technology, old fashioned

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC33264
High Res:
2231x1993 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
job interview, job interviews, hire, hires, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, condescend, condescends, condescending, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, cv, cvs, personnel, personnel department, hr, hr department, human resources, impressive resume, impressive resumes, employee, employees, prospective employee, prospective employees

"This is a very impressive manifesto."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC33026
High Res:
2156x1646 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
job, jobs, work, worker, working, employ, employed, employment, employee, employer, employs, unemployed, unemployment, job search, application, applied, apply, job application, resume, resumes, cv, cv, good cv, good resume, bad resume, bad cv, what not to do, not to do, hr, h r, human resources, human resource, personnel, manifesto, manifestos, politics, political, political manifesto, recruit, recruiting, recruitment, recruits, recruiter

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC123574
High Res:
3290x2954 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
big boss, exec, executive, executives, desk, desks, diy, career, careers, resume, resume skills, good resume, resumes, cv, c v, good cv, cv skills, recruitment, recruiting, hire, hired, hiring, employment, employed, unemployed, unemployment, job, jobs, job application, job applicant, job interview, interview skills, interview skill, interviewee, applicant, application, reject, rejected, harsh, hard, human resources, human resource, hr, h r, school of hard knocks, world of work, hiring officer, hiring officers

"You'll notice that I was born in 1968—a very prestigious year."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC31183
High Res:
2173x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
interview, interviews, interviewing, interview skills, interview success, success, blag, blagging, brag, bragging, hired, hiring, application, apply, applying, work, working, new job, new jobs, career, careers, career advice, arrogance, arrogant, boast, boasting, ego, egos, praise, praising, pride, proud, talent, talents, skill, skills, cv, cv skill, cv skills, resume, resumes, good resume, good resumes, resume writing, cv writing, world of work

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

Artist:
Eckstein, Bob
Search ID:
CC132920
High Res:
3179x2246 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
career, careers, pole dancer, pole dancers, pole dancing, exotic dancer, exotic dancers, exotic dancing, dance club, dance clubs, career path, career paths, backup career, backup plan, backup plans, backup careers, back-up career, back-up careers, skill set, cv, cvs, resume, resumes, back-up plan, back-up plans, fall back on, boss, bosses, job security, job insecurity, worker, workers, office worker, office workers, office job, office jobs

"I've been married for twenty years. How's that for conflict resolution?"

Artist:
Rolli
Search ID:
CX304920
High Res:
1350x1275 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
conflict resolution, strengths, weaknesses, interview, interviews, interviewing, cv, curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married

"You're great at expressing your emotions. What you're bottling up now is job skills."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC125006
High Res:
5514x4122 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pester, boyfriend, girlfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, emotions, emotional, money, men, women, employment, jobs, employability, employer, employers, employee, employees, work, cv, resume, sarcasm, sarcastic, unemployed, mooch

"You'll need at least seven to ten years of revelant experience to be considered for this kindergarten position."

Artist:
Steinberg, Avi
Search ID:
CX902110
High Res:
4400x3799 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
kindergarten, kindergartens, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, job experience, work experience, cv, cvs, resume, resumes, hr, human resources, personnel, teacher, teachers, inexperienced, pupil, pupils

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CX303855
High Res:
5692x4510 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, failure, failures, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence

"Let me see if I've got this straight."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300413
High Res:
2577x1616 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cv, curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, cvs, job, jobs, interview, interviews, unemployed, unemployment, gap in employment, garden, gardener, gardeners, gardening, housework, work history, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives

"The garden is my résumé."

Artist:
Roberts, Victoria
Search ID:
CC28406
High Res:
2444x1684 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
resume, resumes, cv, cvs, job application, job applications, interview, interviews, jjob interview, job interviews, new job, new jobs, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, keen gardener, keen gardeners, dedicated, dedication, commitment, committed

"I was the first in my family to lie about going to college."

Artist:
Rolli
Search ID:
CX304858
High Res:
1995x1447 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
college, uni, colleges, university, universities, liar, liars, lying, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, interview, interviews, interviewing, cv, curriculum vitae, resume, resumes

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC69308
High Res:
2168x1682 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
man's best friend, good boy, good boys, interview, interviews, cv, curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives

"You know, you misspelled 'perfectionist.'"

Artist:
Rolli
Search ID:
CX304932
High Res:
1650x1350 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
perfectionist, perfectionists, perfection, ocd, obsessive compulsive disorder, cv, curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, interview, interviews, interviewing, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, businesswoman, businesswomen, spelling, spelling error, spelling errors