"Wear a helmet."
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"Still on your left."
Tags:gym, gyms, gym-goer, gym-goers, cycle, cyclist, cyclists, bicycle, bicycles, treadmill, treadmills, no escape, no escaping, escape, escapes, on your left, pace, paces, pacing, paced, keeping pace, annoying, annoyed, annoy, annoyance, sport, sports, fit, fitness, fitspo, cardio, cardio, running, runner, runners, marathon, marathons, marathon training
"Take some identification with you in case you die."
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Early Exercise Machines
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym goes, fit, fitness, fit people, fit person, exercise, exercising, exercise machine, exercise machines, health, healthy, healthy living, health fad, health fads, invention, inventions, treadmill, treadmills, stationary bike, stationary bikes, stationary bicycle, stationary bicycles, punch bag, punch bags, box, boxer, boxers, boxing, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, run, running, runner, runners, primitive, basic
"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."
Tags:commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, cyclist, cyclists, bicycle, bicycles, late, late for work, shave, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, inconvenient, inconvenience, impractical, impracticality, mamil, mamils, cycle to work, cycling to work, cyclescheme, bike, bikes, rat race, the rat race
"It cuts air resistance."
Tags:cyclist, cyclists, bicyclist, bicyclists, cycling, bicycling, cycling gear, cycling kit, cycling clothing, kitted out, fully kitted out, skin tight, skin tight clothing, skin tight suit, leaves nothing to the imagination, cycling to work, workwear, suits, suits, business clothing, fashion, fashions, fashion trends, sports, athlete, athletes
"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."
Tags:sport, sports, bike, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, bicyclist, bicyclists, france, tour, tours, international, competition, competitions, competing, contest, contests, race, races, racing, athlete, athletes, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, questionable, suspicious, man, men, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, forgotten, forgetful, bad planning
"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"
Tags:mamil, mamils, middle age, middle aged, middle aged men, middle aged man, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, bicycle, bicycles, gaining, race, racing, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crises, age, ageing, fad, fads, trend, trends, following trends, racing bicycle, racing bicycles, carbon fibre, carbon fiber, denial, in denial, unavoidable, fit, fitness, middle class, middle class life, modern life
"It was green when I went through it."
Tags:tandem, tandems, bicycle, bicycles, cyclist, cyclists, traffic lights, traffic law, traffic laws, amber gambler, amber gamblers, disagreement, disagreements, impatient, impatience, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, backseat driver, backseat drivers
"Mr. Swinehart has just crossed Route 36 at Goshen Junction. We are all expected, in exactly eighteen minutes, to greet him as he comes down the driveway."
Tags:exercise, fitness, exercising, gym equipment, exercise equipment, exercise machine, exercise machines, stationary bike, stationary bikes, stationary bicycle, stationary bicycles, cheering, greeting, imaginary, make-believe, pretend, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, elderly, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, biker, bikers, staying in shape, staying fit
Budget cutbacks at Spinco bicycle messenger service.
Tags:bicycle, bicycles, bike, bikes, cyclists, cyclist, bicyclist, bicyclists, monocycle, monocycles, budget, budget cutback, cutbacks, cutting costs, downsize, downsizing, budget difficulties, economic difficulties, hard times, financial difficulties, financial losses, cost saving, cost saving exercises, courier, couriers
Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race
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"On your left."
Tags:cyclist, cyclists, cycling, overtaking, overtake, overtakes, high wire, high-wire, high-wires, high wires, tightrope, tightropes, tight-rope, tight-ropes, juggler, jugglers, juggling, juggle, juggles, juggling act, juggling acts, trapeze artist, trapeze artists, trapeze, trapezes, circus act, circus acts, circus, circuses, road etiquette, cycling etiquette, road etiquette
"You need to put in 10,000 hours."
Tags:10000 hours, expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, ride a bike, rides a bike, riding a bike, learn, learns, learning, learner, learners, advice, biker, bikers, cyclist, cyclists, cycling, accident, accidents, crash, crashes, skinned knee, skinned knees, too much coffee man
Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, bicycle, bicycles, bicycling, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, bikes, biking, biker, bikers, cyclist, cyclists, cycling, running, harness, harnesses, creative, innovative, innovation, innovations, invention, inventions, unique, strange, unusual, idea, ideas, alternative energy, alternative fuel, green, green energy, eco-friendly, environmentally friendly, vehicle, vehicles, transportation, exercise, exercising
"On the gentleman's left!"
A hairy monster crushes cyclists with boulders
"You weren't looking for humor, but humor found you."
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The Headless Horseman moves to the suburbs.
Tags:bogart creek, headless horseman, monster, monsters, movie monster, movie monsters, horror, horror film, horror book, washington irving, legend of sleepy hollow, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, halloween, suburb, suburbs, suburban, modernize, modernizes, modernizing, update, updates, updating, reboot, reboots, rebooting, remake, remakes, bike, bikes, biker, bikers, cyclist, cyclists, cycling
Pedalling Horse Carriage
"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"