Cynic Cartoons

Cynic Cartoons

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"I realize that each day is a gift. Now it's just a matter of figuring out how to exchange fourteen thousand six hundred of them."

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"Showing up is half the losing battle."

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The Bluebird of Nothingness.

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"Do you, Thomas, promise to pay attention for the first year and phone it in for the rest of your life?"

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From marriage, straigh to the counselor.

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"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

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The Forever Stamp

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Spark Notes Wedding Vows

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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"What do you want to be when you give up?"

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A Poem about Sand

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"When you get a chance, remember to ask God the meaning of life-it's a riot."

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"Life sucks and then you keep living."

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"Sorry, Wendy, but a simple 'yes' is not good enough. I want a mandate."

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"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

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"The key is for the wannabes to think they have a chance in hell to be."

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Miss Train Wreck of Tomorrow

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First Cynic in Space

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Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

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Give up.

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Intelligent beings from outer space.

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"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"

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"Politically, we're a little more hopeful these days—we've stopped spelling 'America' with a 'k.'"

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"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

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