Cynical Cartoons

Cynical Cartoons

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"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

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"I realize that each day is a gift. Now it's just a matter of figuring out how to exchange fourteen thousand six hundred of them."

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"Showing up is half the losing battle."

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The Bluebird of Nothingness.

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"Do you, Thomas, promise to pay attention for the first year and phone it in for the rest of your life?"

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From marriage, straight to the counselor.

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"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

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The Forever Stamp

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Spark Notes Wedding Vows

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"It's as big a turnout as we could manage, Sire. There's so much cynicism these days."

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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"What do you want to be when you give up?"

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A Poem about Sand

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"When you get a chance, remember to ask God the meaning of life-it's a riot."

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"Life sucks and then you keep living."

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"Sorry, Wendy, but a simple 'yes' is not good enough. I want a mandate."

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"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

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"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

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"The key is for the wannabes to think they have a chance in hell to be."

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Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

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Museum of Tolerance

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Give up.

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"I don't understand it. They loved us in Michigan."

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"Lemonade App: $1"

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