"I'm sorry- I was wrong."
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"Officer, shouldn't this be a time for healing?"
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"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."
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"Wish you were here."
The Check in the Mail
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"Now, now, it wasn't a lie—it was a one-eighty."
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"What about the redemptive power of my art?"
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"Once, in a moment of weakness, I started several other families."
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"Would you have liked any help?"
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"Look at you—folding the laundry two days before couples therapy."
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"I have the new list of approved tweets."
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"Complimentary crystal ball to see when the BLT you ordered might be showing up."
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