Danger Cartoons

"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."

"Who's up for archery waivers?"

A bird looks into a birdhouse from which the legs and tail of a cat are dangling.

"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"

"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"

"We're really bonding now, aren't we, Dad?"

Danger

"This is a minor setback. The hunter-gatherer economy is still good."

"Don't give the dog any more coffee."

"I got hot."

"Not in front of the crew!"

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Let's update our will and go on vacation."

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

"No."

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."

"Let me preface my remarks by saying that the chain is a lot longer than it looks."

"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"

A crash test dummy counts sheep.

"The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook."

"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"It looks like Ulf, but it sure doesn't sound like Ulf."

"As you know, Russian roulette is not a game to be taken lightly."

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."