"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."
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A woman on a beach boardwalk looks shocked as a topless man walks past her with a back tattoo that reads "I got hepatitis at Randy's Tattoo Parlor."
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, tattoo, tattoos, tattoo artist, tattoo artists, tattoo shop, tattoo shops, tattoo parlor, tattoo parlors, tattoo parlour, tattoo parlours, tattooist, tattooists, tattooed, tats, tat, hygiene, unhygienic, hepatitis, medical, medicine, disease, diseases, dangerous, risky, risk, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, marketing, bad marketing, pr, p.r., public relations, scratcher, scratchers, health, body art
A bird looks into a birdhouse from which the legs and tail of a cat are dangling.
"Going rimless, with raw, jagged edges, is very hot right now."
"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, water, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, safe, safety, unsafe, protect, protection, water safety, swimming, drowning, danger, dangerous, risky, sun, sunny, uv rays, uv, sunburn, sunburns, cancer, skin cancer, heatstroke, pollution, water pollution, ozone depletion, bored, boring, limited, restricted, complaint, complaints, complaining, whining, whinging, environment, environmental issues, environmental problems
"Smokey The Tree"
Tags:smoking, smoker, smokers, smoking ban, public smoking ban, don't smoke, no smoking, lighting up, tobacco, tree, trees, forest, forests, woods, nature, forest fire, forest fires, scolding, scold, scolds, awareness, public service announcement, public service announcements, psa, p.s.a., dangerous, risky, wildfire, wildfires
"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"
Tags:danger, dangers, dangerous, cat, cats, fish, natural enemy, natural enemies, child, children, boy, boys, little boy, little boys, aquarium, aquariums, threaten, threatens, threatening, fear, fears, fearful, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, goldfish, fighting fish, self-control, predator, predators, prey, kid, kids, pet shop, pet shops, pet store, pet stores
"We're really bonding now, aren't we, Dad?"
Tags:bond, bonds, family bond, family bonds, father-son activity, father-son activities, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, canoe, canoes, canoeing, rafting, raft, rafts, white water, whitewater, waterfall, waterfalls, rowboat, rowboats, rowing, bonding time, danger, dangers, dangerous, extreme sport, extreme sports
Tags:road sign, road signs, highway sign, high way signs, road works, danger, dangerous, warning, warnings, building work, construction work, construction workers, fear, scare, scared, trepidation, warning sign, warning signs, nerves, nervous, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, gulp, driving, driver, drivers
"Don't give the dog any more coffee."
"I got hot."
Tags:fire, fires, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, fighting fire, fighting fires, heat, warm, dangerous, danger, safety, safe, protect, protection, fire safety, hose, unsafe, workplace safety, protective gear, gear, equipment, protective equipment, underwear, pants, helmet, helmets, bad clothing choices, clothing choices
"Not in front of the crew!"
Tags:olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, cat, cats, pet, pets, scratching post, scratches, scratch, scratching, crew, crews, respect, respecting, respected
"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, egg, eggs, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, kid, kids, child, children, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, the early years, childhood, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, fictional character, fictional characters, humpty dumpty, dangerous, risky, risk taker, risk takers
"Wow-free sky hoagies!"
Tags:philadelphia, fish, fishing, fishes, fishing trip, sandwich, sandwiches, hoagie, hoagies, sub, subs, food, fooled, fools, ignorant, stupid, obvious, hypocritical, parallel, parallels, vacation, trip, trips, foods, water, lake, lakes, canoe, canoes, vacations, trap, trapped, hook, hooks, hooked, foolish, danger, dangerous
"Let's update our will and go on vacation."
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, travels, traveling, last will and testament, vacation planning, risk, risks, risky, danger, dangerous, travel safety, boredom, bored, relationship rut, relationship ruts, marriage, married, married life, long term relationships, long term relationship, random thoughts, random conversations, discontent, discontented, murder, murdered, murdering, missing person, missing persons, disappear
"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
Tags:shark, sharks, fish, fishes, teeth, tooth, dental, dentist, clothes, beach, beaches, underwater, aquatic, aquarium, fishing, marine, marina, swimming, swim, swims, jaw, fashion, fashions, eat, eating, danger, dangerous, dangers, dangerous waters, beware of shark, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking
"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, chick, chicks, road, roads, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, poultry, why did the chicken cross the road, joke, jokes, undercooked, under cooked, pink, danger, dangerous, risky, salmonella, campylobacter, hygiene, bacteria, death, deadly, food poisoning, food borne illness, foodbourne illness, advice, advising, life lesson, life lessons, medical, medicine, health inspector, health inspectors, health inspection, food safety, health, unhealthy
Tags:laptop, laptops, computer, computers, pc, pcs, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, user friendly, user-friendly, operating system, operating systems, monster, monsters, dangerous, aggressive, put off, put-off, off putting, ageing, luddite, luddites, out of touch, behind the times
"Let me preface my remarks by saying that the chain is a lot longer than it looks."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, chain, chains, leash, leashes, preface, prefacing, remark, remarks, long, longer, deceptive, deceiving, looks can be deceiving, threaten, threatening, threat, threats, intimidation, intimidating, intimidate, violence, violent, unsafe, risky, dangerous, danger, enemy, enemies, cats vs. dogs
"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, octopus, home, homes, house, houses, back of the house, hide, hiding, hidden, problem, problems, flaw, flaws, home inspection, home inspector, home inspectors, buying a home, buying a house, dangerous, danger, risk, risky
A crash test dummy counts sheep.
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, dummy, dummies, count sheep, counts sheep, counting sheep, jump, jumps, jumping, crash, crashes, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, danger, dangers, dangerous, stunt, stunts, relax, relaxes, relaxing, car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents
"The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook."
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"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."
Tags:ancient, history, troy, trojan, trojan horse, greek, greece, horse, horses, dog, dogs, animal, animals, trick, tricks, castle, castles, kingdom, kingdoms, guard, guards, gate, gates, cute, tick, ticks, mite, mites, flea, fleas, disease, diseases, puppy, puppies, stray, strays, stray dog, stray dogs, homeless, carrier, carriers, hiding, hidden, overrun, trojan dog, dangerous, risky, risk, danger, dangers, unsafe
"Which one is the scalpel? I'm here on workfare."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, scalpel, scalpels, social security, welfare, social safety net, workfare, employment, unemployment, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dangerous, risky, questionable, suspicious, irresponsible, modern life