"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."
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"It's free, but they sell your information."
"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."
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"We have lots of information technology. We just don't have any information."
"How did the internet get my bra size?"
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"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."
"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."
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"It says the cost of the flight went up because we acknowledged its existence."
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"Well, we're waiting. See any patterns emerging?"
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"We can see that current trends will inevitably lead to a situation in which the sky will fall."
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"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
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"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."
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"You can't keep running in here demanding date every five years!"
"It's only a conflict of interest if the data turns out good."
"Sorry, bub. You're not database."
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"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."
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"If your looking for something with a lot of memory, this baby right here will definitely fill the bill."
"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."
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"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"
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"Let's not politicize how screwed we are."
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"You wear it on your wrist and it hacks - I mean, tracks - all your personal data."
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Which one of you is working on the real data and which one of you is working on the sanitized data?"
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"You look great but the information from your health monitor is concerning me."
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