"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."
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"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"
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"I'm in my other handbag."
"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."
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"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."
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"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."
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"You're a working dog, so be back early."
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"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
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"Let's skip the TV dinners and send out for something really good. This is listed as a major television event."
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"Don't forget—grubs, mites, worms. I want this to be a very special evening."
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"Darling, let's get divorced."
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"I don't think we're going to be able to agree on a pizza topping that will solve all of our problems."
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"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."
Tags:food, foods, meal, meals, old-fashioned food, old-fashioned foods, food fad, food fads, faddy food, food trends, food trend, trend, trends, 70s food, seventies food, 70s, seventies, 70s recipes, seventies recipes, old-fashioned recipes, cheese fondue, fondue, crepes suzette, tuna mornay, date, dates, dating, dinner, dinner date, date night, retro, retro recipes, retro food
"My parents are at the age where they're very involved with their own activities."
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"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."
Tags:staying in, staying home, anti-social, introvert, introverts, introverted, technology, computer, computers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, internet shopping, online shopping, ecommerce, e-commerce, sweatpants, fashion, pants, trousers, lazy, laziness, couple, couples, date night, date nights, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life
"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"
"Don't try to distance yourself from my choice of entrée."
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"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."
"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"
"Tonight, you're dessert!"
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"Regular service or affected?"
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"I'm withholding sex until you have sex with me."
"Come on, let's have kids. Next week you can pick a restaurant."
"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."
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"You folks like a little something?"
Tags:play on words, little people, shrunken people, jokes about size, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, dining out, eating out, night out, date night out, date night, portions, portion size, order, ordering, taking an order, cafe, cafes, slip up, freudian slip, freudian slips