Date Nights Cartoons

Date Nights Cartoons

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"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"

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"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

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"You're a working dog, so be back early."

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"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

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"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

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"Let's skip the TV dinners and send out for something really good. This is listed as a major television event."

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"Don't forget—grubs, mites, worms. I want this to be a very special evening."

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"Slip something on, Mrs. Parks, and take a look at the new Warner Brothers sign."

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"Darling, let's get divorced."

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"I'm withholding sex until you have sex with me."

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"Come on, let's have kids. Next week you can pick a restaurant."

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"My parents are at the age where they're very involved with their own activities."

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"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

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"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

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"After seventeen years of marriage, could we once not split the check?"

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"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

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"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

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"Tonight, you're dessert!"

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"Regular service or affected?"

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"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."

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"I'll let you out in front of the theatre so you can run ahead and buy the tickets."

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"The sunsets here are amazing."

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"It's sweet, Tom, and I know that's the site where we first met, but for this anniversary I thought we might go to a restaurant."

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"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

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"Certainly I love you, Gayle, but I'm able to compartmentalize."

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