Dates Cartoons

The Emergence Of Language

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC22585
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1285x985 pixels (unwatermarked)
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stoneage, prehistoric, language, evolution of language, cavemen, caveman, cavewomen, cavewoman, relationship problem, relationship problems, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, date, dates, prehistory, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, battle of the sexes

"I had a nice time, Steve. Would you like to come in, settle down, and raise a family?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC40826
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2521x3396 pixels (unwatermarked)
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nice time, proposal, proposals, dates, family, settle down, settling down, first date, first dates, forward, being forward, jump the gun, jumps the gun, jumping the gun, settle, settles, settling, singe life, singleton, singletons, casual date, casual dates, casually dating, mankoff

"Will you call me?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC32107
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3356x1857 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cork, corkscrew, corkscrews, screwed, one night stand, one night stands, call back, calls back, calling back, phone call, phone calls, date, dates, dating, corks, screw, screwed, first date, first dates, callous, indifferent, indifference, wine, wine bottle, wine bottles

"He's, like, 'To be or not to be,' and I'm, like, 'Get a life.' "

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC32153
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2140x1996 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hamlet, ophelia, shakespeare, william shakespeare, soliloquy, soliloquies, monologue, monologues, to be or not to be, speech, speeches, date, dates, dating, miffed, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustration, playwright, playwrights, loser, losers, exasperating, exasperation

"My self-esteem was so low I just followed her around everywhere she would go."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC125339
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5566x4492 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lamb, lambs, sheep, animal, animals, self esteem, self-esteem, confident, confidence, confidently, mary, mary had a little lamb, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery-rhyme, nursery-rhymes, following, follow, dating, dates, ask out, asking out, ask on a date, the lamb was sure to go, folk song, perspective, sad, pity

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC31966
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1522x1291 pixels (unwatermarked)
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unconditional love, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, man's best friend, date, dates, love life, love-life, commitment issue, commitment issues, true love, true loves

"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC40595
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1995x2381 pixels (unwatermarked)
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federal, fed, federacy, federation, federals, feds, federal reserve, federal reserves, federal reserve board, board, bards, bureau, bureaus, bureacracy, bureaucrat, bureaucratic, familiar, familiarity, reception, receptionist, receptionists, modern, modern world, modern life, word play, play on words, nicknames, nick name, nickname, nick names, dating, date, dates, communication, communicate, communicating, work, working, worker, employ, employed, employment, job, jobs

"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC38878
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3361x3245 pixels (unwatermarked)
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connect, connects, connecting, connection, incompatible, compatibility, psychobabble, technobabble, techie, tech, tech lover, tech lovers, personable, date, dates, dating, single life, single, bad date, bad dates, no spark, talk past each other, talking past each other, impersonal, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, dinner date, dinner dates, blind date, blind dates

"Big date tonight, Dad. Can I borrow the cardigan?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC31074
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2149x1981 pixels (unwatermarked)
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date, dates, dating, big date, big dates, live at home, lives at home, living at home, cardigan, cardigans, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, old age, grow old, grows old, growing old, car, cars, borrow the car, borrowing the car, dress up, dressing up

"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC129493
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2751x2790 pixels (unwatermarked)
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date, dating, dates, self centred, selfish, obnoxious, dating horror stories, dating horrors, ego, egoism, egotistical, love, romance, romantic, stories, conversation, conversations, over coffee, coffee, cafe, disinterest, relationships, relationship advice, gender, gender stereotypes, stereotypes, sexism, sexism in action, male chauvinism, chauvinist, male, men, man, it's a man's world, sexist, everyday sexism, every day sexism, microaggression, microaggressions, women, women's world, dating woes, modern, modern life, modern dating, modern love

"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."

Artist:
Acocella Marchetto, Marisa
Search ID:
CC41960
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1842x2612 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wild side, mild, boring, walk on the wild side, take a walk on the wild side, contrast, contrasting, chat up, flirt, flirting, flirts, flirted, pick up, pick ups, chatting up, bar, bars, date, dating, pun, puns, parody, parodies, businessmen, businessman, dates

"I'd like you to meet my pillows."

Artist:
Suits, Julia
Search ID:
CC122946
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3290x2369 pixels (unwatermarked)
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furniture, pillow, pillows, sofas, sofa, couch, couches, cushion, cushions, family, families, interior design, decor, decoration, interior decor, overdoing, overdone, overdoing it, loneliness, lonely, empty nest, empty house, replacement, dating, dates, date trouble, love life, impress, impressive, unimpressive, introductions, introduce, introducing, awkward, awkward moment, awkward silence, bachelor, bachelor pad, middle class, new middle class

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC40343
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1996x1541 pixels (unwatermarked)
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herring, herrings, fish, fishes, dating, date, dates, daughter, daughters, parent, parenting, parental, marriage, married, marrying, fiance, fiancee, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, underwater, water, under water, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, marine, marine life, aquatic, family, families, money, wealth, employment, employed, true love, love

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC40905
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2866x2201 pixels (unwatermarked)
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conservative, conservatism, conservatives, date, dates, dinner, dinners, fiscal conservative, fiscal responsibility, social conservative, socially conservative, social conservatives, dinner, dine, date, dating, dates, chivalry, chivalrous, pay for dinner, politics, political, manner, manners, tradition, traditional, traditions

"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC123809
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3619x3541 pixels (unwatermarked)
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superpower, superpowers, magic, magic trick, magic tricks, ghost, ghosts, supernatural, expectation, expectations, date, dates, end of the night, end of the line, goodbye, goodbyes, bad date, bad dates, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, incompatible, incompatibility, walk through walls, walking through walls, corporeal, superhero, superheroes

"The night-before pill for me, the morning-after one for her."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC120856
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3000x2684 pixels (unwatermarked)
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morning after, morning after pill, morning after pills, ed, erectile dysfunction, impotent, impotence, medication, medications, birth control, may-december, may-december romance, may-december romances, trophy wife, trophy wives, age difference, age differences, spouse, spouses, date, dates, dating, one night stand, one night stands, prescription, prescriptions, pharmacy, pharmacies, big pharma, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals

Internal Clocks.

Artist:
Walsh, Liam
Search ID:
CC135012
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2970x4178 pixels (unwatermarked)
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schedule, schedules, date, dates, late, running late, punctuality, punctual, on time, time, date, dates, relationship, relationships, tardy, gender divide, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, partner, partners, frustrate, frustrating, frustrates, delay, delayed, dating, delaying

"I lied when I told you I shave my head."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC132028
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5357x4093 pixels (unwatermarked)
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shave, shaving head, head shaving, head, bald, balding, balder, lie, lying, lies, liar, liars, hair, hairs, haircut, hair cut, restaurant, restaurants, meal, dining, hairlessness, hairless, date, dating, dates, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, first date, first dates, coming clean, honesty, honest

"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC41136
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1800x2360 pixels (unwatermarked)
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schedule d, schedule e, accountant, accountants, accounting, 1040, 1040 form, 1040 forms, investor, investors, asset, assets, broke, lose money, loses money, losing money, investment, investments, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, tax return, tax returns, penniless, loss, losses, financial loss, financial losses, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, tax season, taxes, filing taxes, personality type, personality types, date, dates, dinner date, dinner dates, insolvent, insolvency

Friendly Offer or Hostile Bid? "What do you say to a movie and then we go get some Chinese?"

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC23889
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1267x1312 pixels (unwatermarked)
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offer, offers, friendly, friends, date, dating, dates, proposition, ask out, asking out, woman, man, relationship, relationships, business, business term, business terminology, term, terminology, deal, deals, business deal, business deals, jargon, jargons, merger, mergers, language, business merger, romance, romantic

Welcome to MyGrave - Here are all of my friends!

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC123945
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4615x2492 pixels (unwatermarked)
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myspace, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave yard, grave yards, headstone, headstones, tombstone, tombstones, modern times, modern life, date, dates, dating, online, website, websites

"I need to wait until the euphoria wears off before I start dating again."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC125236
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4253x3213 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, date, dating, dates, euphoria, happy, happiness, reaction, reactions, sad, sadness, grief, grieving, relationship, relationships, funeral, funerals, mourn, mourns, mourning, deaths, died, dies, unusual reaction, wait, waiting, waits, waited, widow, widowed, widows, widowing, widower, widowers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married, marriage

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC35662
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date, dating, dates, first dates, first date, nature, natural disaster, disaster, disasters, explode, explosion, explosions, doomsday, doomsayer, end times, end of the world, apocalypse, apocalyptic, destruction, world ending, optimism, optimist, polite, politeness, etiquette, least of our worries, least of our problems, problem, problems, cataclysm, cataclysmic, catastrophe, catastrophic, death, dead, dying, died

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC123789
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4629x4775 pixels (unwatermarked)
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partner, partners, life partner, life partners, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage material, attraction, unattractive, desire, desires, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, grow old, growing old, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, frank, frankness, honest, honesty, date, dates, dating

"This date isn't going well, is it?"

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC128205
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2812x2940 pixels (unwatermarked)
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date, dating, dates, dinner, dine, dinners, meals out, eating out, restaurant, restaurants, castle, castles, first date, first dates, turret, turrets, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, firing, shooting, shoots, bad, badly, going well, isn't going well, absurd, absurdist, castle on head, head, heads, signal, signals, soldier, guard, soldiers, guards