"General, your night vision goggles keep hitting my forehead."
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"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."
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"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, partner, partners, couple, couples, commitment, fear of commitment, serious, next level, next step, like, love, romance, romantic, interfacing, computer, computers, technology, technical, jargon, terminology, information technology, it, i.t., proposal, proposing, marriage, modern life
"I married for love. I divorced for money."
"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, date night, date, dates, tv, tvs, television, televisions, commercial, commercials, media, ad, ads, advertising, marketing, modern life, movie, movies, film, films
"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."
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"That is incredible. Do you know that I, too, want as much as I can get as fast as I can get it?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, couple, couples, perfect match, soulmate, soulmates, perfect couple, common interest, common interests, millennial, millennials, gen y, generation y, generation z, gen z, youth, greed, greedy, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, grasping, modern life
"I'm sorry, Edward. I suddenly realized I'm not a cat person."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, divorce, divorces, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up
Beauty and the Beast
Tags:fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, regret, regrets, mistake, mistakes, monster, monsters, beast, beasts, transformation, transformations, mythical creature, mythical creatures, la belle et la bête, date, dates, prince, princes, handsome prince, the handsome prince, bad relationship, bad relationships, couple, couples
"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"
Tags:masculine, masculinity, male, males, man, men, manly, crying, tearing up, tears, tear, risk, risks, risky, risking, date, dates, dating, couple, couples, date night, date nights, restaurant, restaurants, music, live music, musician, musicians, feelings, emotions, emotional, sensitive, sensitive man, sensitive men
"And now may I bite your neck?"
Tags:college, colleges, current events, current event, consent, consenting, consents, consensual, consensually, safe, safety, dracula, vamp, vampire, vampires, count dracula, dating, date, dates, law, laws, rule, rules, legislation, myth, mythological creatures, seek consent, seeking consent, protect, protective, protection, protective measures, extensive, extensively, asking, ask, asks, communicate, communication, communicated, communicating, bite, biting, bites, fang, fangs
"I've had those books for years. They represent the person I once aspired to be."
Tags:aspiration, aspirations, aspired, aspiring, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, goal, goals, lost dream, lost dreams, broken dream, broken dreams, ambitious, date, dates, pretentious, pretension, pretensions, love life, snob, snobs, elitist, elitists, girlfriends, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, showing off, academic, academics, academia
"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."
Tags:catcall, catcalls, catcalling, sexually harassing, sexually harassed, sexual harassments, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, date, dates, pick up, pick ups, pick-up, pick-ups, pickup, pickups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting up, chatups, line, lines, love life, job security, married life, stability, gender stereotype
"Hi. I'm John, your date for this evening. I've brought my résumé and letters of recommendation."
Tags:date, dates, dating, single life, resume, resumes, application, applications, job application, job applications, defensive, attorney, attorneys, modern life, modern lives, identity, identities, identification, identifications, driver's license, modern life, modern times, blind date, blind dates, internet date, internet dates, internet dating, dating site, dating sites
"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."
The Emergence Of Language
"I converse. You declaim."
"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."
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"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, militant vegan, militant vegans, food, food choices, food preferences, food preference, dietary preference, dietary preferences, diet, eating habit, eating habits, reason, reasons, why, question, questions, pushy, forward, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out
"He's not much fun, but he's made entirely from recycled materials."
Tags:environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, eco friendly, eco-friendly, dinner party, party, parties, dinner parties, conversation, boring, boredom, bored, bore, chat, chatting, talk, talking, bar, bars, date, dates, unoriginal, originality, original, couple, couples, recycle, recycled, recycling
Tags:little bo peep, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, sheep, lamb, animal, animals, farm, farms, shepherd, shepherds, shepherdess, shepherdesses, herdsman, herdsmen, herdswoman, herdswomen, girl, girls, boy, boys, woman, women, men, man, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships
"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."
Tags:smack talk, talking smack, trash talk, talking trash, girl talk, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, woman, women, men, man, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, rotten, dump, dumped, breakup, breakups, break up, broke up, broken up, vent, venting, complaining, complain, complaint, complaints, fruit, produce, fruits, papaya, papayas
"When you asked me to dinner, I had an inkling it would be dinner theatre."
"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
Tags:superpower, superpowers, magic, magic trick, magic tricks, ghost, ghosts, supernatural, expectation, expectations, date, dates, end of the night, end of the line, goodbye, goodbyes, bad date, bad dates, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, incompatible, incompatibility, walk through walls, walking through walls, corporeal, superhero, superheroes