Dating Cartoons

Dating Cartoons

Dating cartoon 1 of 802

Dating cartoon

"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."

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Dating cartoon 2 of 802

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"They're all sons of bitches."

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Dating cartoon 3 of 802

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"Will you call me?"

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Dating cartoon 4 of 802

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"He's, like, 'To be or not to be,' and I'm, like, 'Get a life.' "

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Dating cartoon 5 of 802

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"My self-esteem was so low I just followed her around everywhere she would go."

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"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."

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Dating cartoon 7 of 802

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"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

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Dating cartoon 8 of 802

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"Big date tonight, Dad. Can I borrow the cardigan?"

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Dating cartoon 9 of 802

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"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."

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Dating cartoon 10 of 802

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"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."

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Dating cartoon 11 of 802

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"I'd like you to meet my pillows."

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Dating cartoon 12 of 802

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"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

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Dating cartoon 13 of 802

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"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

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Dating cartoon 14 of 802

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"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

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Dating cartoon 15 of 802

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"The night-before pill for me, the morning-after one for her."

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Dating cartoon 16 of 802

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"I've always had this vague curiosity about me."

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Dating cartoon 17 of 802

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Couples' therapy

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Dating cartoon 18 of 802

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Internal Clocks.

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Dating cartoon 19 of 802

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"I lied when I told you I shave my head."

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Dating cartoon 20 of 802

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"This time, I'm afraid it's serious. He just met a girl named Maria."

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Dating cartoon 21 of 802

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Friendly Offer or Hostile Bid? "What do you say to a movie and then we go get some Chinese?"

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Dating cartoon 22 of 802

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Welcome to MyGrave - Here are all of my friends!

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Dating cartoon 23 of 802

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"I need to wait until the euphoria wears off before I start dating again."

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Dating cartoon 24 of 802

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"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

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Dating cartoon 25 of 802

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"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

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