"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."
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"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, partner, partners, couple, couples, commitment, fear of commitment, serious, next level, next step, like, love, romance, romantic, interfacing, computer, computers, technology, technical, jargon, terminology, information technology, it, i.t., proposal, proposing, marriage, modern life
"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind
Tags:brown eyes, brain, brains, smart, smarts, insult, insults, insulting, dating, dating life, single life, single lives, small mind, small minded, condescend, condescends, condescending, argue, argues, argument, arguments, fight, fights, fighting, sexist, chauvinist, chauvinists, chauvinism, gendered
"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, never work, movie, movies, film, films, watching movies, watching films, film lover, film lovers, movie lover, movie lovers, film buff, film buffs, moviegoer, moviegoers, film snob, film snobs, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbish, holier-than-thou, attitude, bad attitude, pretentious, stuck-up, stuck up, incompatible, unsuited, irreconcilable, irreconcilable differences, too different
"That is incredible. Do you know that I, too, want as much as I can get as fast as I can get it?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, couple, couples, perfect match, soulmate, soulmates, perfect couple, common interest, common interests, millennial, millennials, gen y, generation y, generation z, gen z, youth, greed, greedy, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, grasping, modern life
"I'm sorry, Edward. I suddenly realized I'm not a cat person."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, divorce, divorces, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up
"It's too late, Roger - they've seen us."
Tags:street, on the street, in the street, bump into, bumped into, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out, downtown, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, married, married life, hide, hiding, dread, dreading, dreaded
"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"
Tags:masculine, masculinity, male, males, man, men, manly, crying, tearing up, tears, tear, risk, risks, risky, risking, date, dates, dating, couple, couples, date night, date nights, restaurant, restaurants, music, live music, musician, musicians, feelings, emotions, emotional, sensitive, sensitive man, sensitive men
"And now may I bite your neck?"
Tags:college, colleges, current events, current event, consent, consenting, consents, consensual, consensually, safe, safety, dracula, vamp, vampire, vampires, count dracula, dating, date, dates, law, laws, rule, rules, legislation, myth, mythological creatures, seek consent, seeking consent, protect, protective, protection, protective measures, extensive, extensively, asking, ask, asks, communicate, communication, communicated, communicating, bite, biting, bites, fang, fangs
"Hi. I'm John, your date for this evening. I've brought my résumé and letters of recommendation."
Tags:date, dates, dating, single life, resume, resumes, application, applications, job application, job applications, defensive, attorney, attorneys, modern life, modern lives, identity, identities, identification, identifications, driver's license, modern life, modern times, blind date, blind dates, internet date, internet dates, internet dating, dating site, dating sites
"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."
"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."
Tags:date, dating, first date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, hamptons, long island, new york, upper class, fancy, pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, wealthy, wealthy people, rich, rich people, traffic, traffic jam, bumper to bumper, holiday traffic, summer traffic, beach, beaches, expensive, flashy, bad traffic, hamptons traffic, new york traffic, long island traffic, travel, travelling, vacation, vacationing, vacations, holiday, holidays
"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, militant vegan, militant vegans, food, food choices, food preferences, food preference, dietary preference, dietary preferences, diet, eating habit, eating habits, reason, reasons, why, question, questions, pushy, forward, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out
Tags:little bo peep, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, sheep, lamb, animal, animals, farm, farms, shepherd, shepherds, shepherdess, shepherdesses, herdsman, herdsmen, herdswoman, herdswomen, girl, girls, boy, boys, woman, women, men, man, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships
"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."
Tags:smack talk, talking smack, trash talk, talking trash, girl talk, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, woman, women, men, man, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, rotten, dump, dumped, breakup, breakups, break up, broke up, broken up, vent, venting, complaining, complain, complaint, complaints, fruit, produce, fruits, papaya, papayas
"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, issues, problems, marriage, marriage issues, marriage problems, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, change, enhance, improve, fight, fights, argument, arguments, restaurant, restaurants, stereotype, stereotype, men, women, male, dating
"You weren't so hung up on my chastity."
"I told you not to order the Zamboni."
Tags:ice, ice cleaner, ice resurfacer, ice skating, ice skate, ice rink, ice hockey, ice hockey rink, hockey, italian, food, foods, restaurant, restaurants, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, couple, couples, bad idea, word play, play on words, accident, misspoke, control freak, control freaks, nag, nagging
"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
Tags:date, dates, dating, carry, carries, carrying, jane, swing, swings, swinging, heavy, heaviness, lift, lifts, lifting, arm, arms, complain, complains, complaining, carry, carries, carrying, heavy load, heavy loads, heavy lifting, complaint, complaints, swing from tree to tree, swinging from tree to tree, pain, pains, painful, tire, tires, tiring, tired out, tuckered out, exhausted, exhaustion, exhaust, exhausting
"I'm sorry, Wilson, but I liked you better before your therapy."
Tags:dating, dates, date, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dump, dumped, split, split up, splitting up, change, changed, mental health, therapy, therapist, therapists, depression, depressed, anxious, anxiety, men, man, women, woman
'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'
"They're all sons of bitches."
"You wave at clowns, Peg. You don't marry them and let them run your life."
Tags:advice, clown, clowns, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, man, men, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair salon, hair salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, beauty salon, beauty salons, hair, haircut, haircuts, gossip, gossiping, red flag, red flags, bad sign, bad signs
"You just keep me around to fill in the gaps in your persona."
"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owner, cat lover, cat lovers, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, cat person, cat people, dog person, dog people, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, nothing in common, dating, break-up, breakup, break up, break-ups, breakups, break ups, breaking up, restaurant, restaurants, never work, can't work between us, too different, can't agree, disagree, animal head, animal heads