Dating Cartoons

"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

"That is incredible. Do you know that I, too, want as much as I can get as fast as I can get it?"

"I'm sorry, Edward. I suddenly realized I'm not a cat person."

"It's too late, Roger - they've seen us."

"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"

"And now may I bite your neck?"

"Hi. I'm John, your date for this evening. I've brought my résumé and letters of recommendation."

"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Get lost!"

"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."

"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."

"You weren't so hung up on my chastity."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"I'm sorry, Wilson, but I liked you better before your therapy."

'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'

"They're all sons of bitches."

"You wave at clowns, Peg. You don't marry them and let them run your life."

"You just keep me around to fill in the gaps in your persona."

"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."