"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."
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"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."
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"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."
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"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."
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"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."
"We met online."
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"I've never been one to reveal myself in Tiny Glimpses."
"Mario Patrizio, Conte di Cellini-Vasconi --- Eurotrash or Eurotreasure?"
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"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."
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"At least on paper, you're pretty impressive."
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"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."
"Cute... But way too young."
"Cute... But way too young."
Why did you cancel your Uber?