"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."
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"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."
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"Yo!" "Hi, guy!" "Yo, guy!"
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"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."
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"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"
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"Great coffee, honey!"
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"Of course I drink during the day—I'm way too tired to drink at night."
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"All those in favor of getting even drunker and blowing lunch on the working class, say 'Aye!'."
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A son with a mom tattoo and a mom with a son tattoo
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"I want to introduce you guys to what I feel is a really gifted young Zinfandel."