"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."
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"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."
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"We're giving up for the holidays."
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"Waitress's Day Off""
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"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."
And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House
"No sweat, Chief. I'm taking a personal day."
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"I'm beginning to feel sick tomorrow."
A man in a bathrobe looks at his computer screen which reads "Would it kill you to put on some decent clothes?".
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"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."
"You've worried enough about not having a job for now, dear—why don't you take the rest of the day off?"
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"Switching to drones has made having to be everywhere at once much more manageable."
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I think I'll take the afternoon off."
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"This better be an emergency."
"'Lost', hell! They're in day care."
"'Lost', hell! They're in day care."