"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."
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Cruelty-Free Produced Without Animal Testing And With Mo Animal By-Products
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"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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"Hi! Im the bluebird of death."
"You seem perfectly healthy to me."
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Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers
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"Boy, that was some great fight!"
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Sign next to a dog reads "Please beware of the dog"
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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!
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Fencing with Guns
Death skis towards a man on thin ice
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"I'm not your puppet, Dan. I'm a deadly snake."