Death Cartoons

Death Cartoons

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Death cartoon

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

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"Uh-oh, your coverage doesn't seem to include illness."

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Here Lies Frederick Jones - Verbal: 680....Math: 720.

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"What can I do? Fuel prices are so high."

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"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"

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"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

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"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

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"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."

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"Relax, honey - change is good."

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"I knew I smelled something funny."

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Heaven- A Gated Community

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What Lemmings Believe

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Death cartoon 13 of 887

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"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

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"Take some identification with you in case you die."

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"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."

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"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."

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"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

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"I got it this far - don't stop me now."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC121823   High Res: 5000x2169 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: you can't take it with you, take it with you, taking it with you, money, greed, greedy, death, die, dies, dying, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, elite, elites, expectation, expectations, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, stingy, miserly, miser, misers

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Death cartoon 19 of 887

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"I don't care if it's not you. That's the Social Security number you've been using."

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Death cartoon 20 of 887

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'Life Cycle'

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Death cartoon 21 of 887

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"I'm only going to the party because the suicide attempt failed."

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"Now that you mention it, I've never seen him roll over and play dead before, either."

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Death cartoon 23 of 887

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A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

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Death cartoon 24 of 887

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"We never say 'death'—we prefer 'deadness.' "

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"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

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