Death Cartoons

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC125208
High Res:
5550x3034 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, animal, human, humans, responsibility, responsibilities, screw-up, screw-ups, screwing up, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, responsibility, responsibilities, irresponsible, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, pet, pets

"Uh-oh, your coverage doesn't seem to include illness."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC121797
High Res:
5000x3964 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
medical, word play, problems, insurance, health, fitness, disease, death, medicine, doctors, insurance coverage, health insurance, healthcare, insurance industry, insurance industries, bad coverage, bad insurance, american healthcare, american healthcare system, affordable, aca, affordable care act, obamacare, trumpcare, mankoff

Here Lies Frederick Jones - Verbal: 680....Math: 720.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC39120
High Res:
2200x1909 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
death, cemeteries, scholastic aptitude test, sat, sats, s.a.t., test, tests, exam, exams, examination, examinations, education, incompetent, incompetents, college, high school, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, eulogy, eulogies, obituary, obituaries, exam results, test results, sats results

"What can I do? Fuel prices are so high."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC121368
High Res:
3200x2558 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
death, problems, depletion, consumerism, fuel price, fuel prices, gas price, gas prices, petrol price, petrol prices, hell, hades, fire, fires, high price, high prices, save energy, saves energy, saving energy, energy price, energy prices, energy cost, energy costs, afterlife, afterlives

"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC29515
High Res:
3023x2009 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
death, heaven, black humor, animals, dogs, talking, medical, afterlife, afterlives, dog, neuter, neuters, neutered, dog owner, dog owners, spay, spays, spayed, spaying, neutering, pet owner, pet owners, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, animal control, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC39974
High Res:
1997x1567 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
medicine, medication, medical, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, consultation, consult, diagnosis, diagnose, cure, no cure, illness, ill, sick, sickness, death, disease, health, doctor's appointment, examination, incurable

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC29845
High Res:
2306x2026 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fishbowl, fishbowls, fish bowl, fish bowls, backstroke, backstrokes, dead, death, die, dies, pet, pets, fish, goldfish, gold fish, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, startle, startles, startling, prank, pranks, pranking, nerves, anxious, anxiousness

"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC40889
High Res:
2000x2336 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
medicine, medicines, medic, medical, medics, medical joke, modern medicine, modern world, exploit, exploitation, consumerism, consumer, capitalist, capitalism, private, private healthcare, healthcare, health, public healthcare, medicare, medi care, nhs, national health service, pro nhs, pro medicare, national health care, obamacare, death, dead, family, bitter humor, bitter humour, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, console, consoling, consolation, intensive care, sick, sickness, ill, illness, illnesses, sicknesses, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery

"Relax, honey - change is good."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC25145
High Res:
2929x2949 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
death, grim reaper, black humor, language, clichés, dark humor, dark humour, die, dies, dying, transition, transitions, change, changes, changing, positive change, positive changes, afterlife, afterlives, good change, good changes, married couple, married couples, old married couple, old married couples, mankoff

"I knew I smelled something funny."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC124252
High Res:
3290x2544 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
circus, circuses, accident, accidents, clown, clowns, elephant, elephants, death, deaths, death of a clown, dog poop, inconvenience, inconveniences, inconvenient, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, annoy, annoys, bad smell, bad smells, smell, smells, circus animal, circus animals

Heaven- A Gated Community

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC33270
High Res:
2326x1859 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, gates of heaven, christianity, christian, judaism, gated community, gated communities, exclusive community, exclusive communities, sin, sins, sinners, denied entry, denied access, death, security, secure community, secure communities, wealth, privilege, property, properties, expensive property, expensive properties, exclusive property, expensive housing, exclusive housing, exclusive, exclusion, exclusive properties, unaffordable, unaffordable property, unaffordable properties, unaffordable housing, real estate, sign, signs, signage keep out, gate, gates, ornate gates, secure, protected, rejected, protect, protection, reject, rejection, pearly gates, pearly gate

What Lemmings Believe

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC24852
High Res:
2144x1836 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
death, suicide, heaven, heaven’s gate, cults, mass suicide, wild animal, wild animals, animal myth, animal myths, over the edge, over a cliff, cliff, cliffs, suicides, mass suicides, death cult, death cults, cult, cults, lemming, lemmings, mistaken belief, mistaken beliefs, believer, believers, mankoff

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC123184
High Res:
3290x2590 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pet, pets, cat, cats, will, wills, death, dying, deathbed, death bed, deaths, everyone leave, leave, leaving, wish, wishes, final wish, final wishes, last wish, last wishes, final-wish, last-wish, final-wishes, last-wishes, cat, family, families, love, important, importance, priority, priorities

"Take some identification with you in case you die."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC122414
High Res:
3500x2852 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humor, dead, deadpan, cycling, cycle, bicycle, bike, biking, bicycles, cyclist, cyclists, cyclist humor, cyclist humour, id, identification, identity, id card, proof of identity, old age, old, age, elderly, exercise, exercising, middle age, middle aged, middle ages, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, death, dead, died, dying, die, marriage, married, married life

"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC121781
High Res:
3523x2915 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, hell, afterlife, afterlives, lonely, loneliness, angel, angels, deceased, death, died, virtue, virtues, virtuous, damned, meet people, meeting people, new person, new people, isolation, isolated, sinner, sinners, sin, sins, sinning, christian, christians, christianity, religious

"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC125601
High Res:
2902x3154 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bad, bad news, bearer of bad news, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, death, dead, black humor, black humour, comfort food, comforting, comfort, food, pizza, pizzas, dark humor, dark humour, gallows humor, gallows humour, death, dead, died, dying, terminal, terminal illness, medical, medicine

"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC29668
High Res:
2051x2011 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, intensive care, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, medical, medicine, near death, seriously injured, death, family, marriage, married life, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, wife, wives, husband, husbands, income, money, salary, revenue, employment, job, work, career, greed, greedy, selfish, gold digger, gold diggers, good news, bad news

"I don't care if it's not you. That's the Social Security number you've been using."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC124027
High Res:
3114x2794 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
social security, social security number, tax id, tax id number, death, grim reaper, angel of death, identity theft, identity thief, identity thieves, follow orders, follows orders, following orders, stolen identity, stolen identities, identity, identities, mistaken identity, mistaken identities

'Life Cycle'

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC43094
High Res:
1808x1198 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
birth, death, life, washing machines, washing machine, life cycle, life cycles, life-cycle, life-cycles, births, deaths, washing machine cycle, washing machine cycles, life span, life spans, philosophy, philosophies, washing spin, washing spins

"I'm only going to the party because the suicide attempt failed."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC121712
High Res:
3705x3450 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
suicide, suicides, death, suicide attempt, suicide attempts, attempted suicide, noose, rope, hang, depressed, depression, mental health, party, avoid, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, anti-social, antisocial, anti social, death wish, suicidal, introvert, introverted, introverts

"Now that you mention it, I've never seen him roll over and play dead before, either."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC29761
High Res:
2177x2318 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, dog, dogs, pet, pets, roll over, play dead, trick, tricks, pet trick, pet tricks, dead, death, dying, pet owner, pet owners, new trick, heart attack, talking pet, talking pets, talking dog, talking dogs

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC32175
High Res:
2257x2407 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dead, death, funeral, funerals, grave, graves, tomb, tombs, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, burial, burials, priest, priests, businessmen, businessman, desk, desks, business executive, business executive, executive, executives, workaholic, workaholics, work to death, overwork, work, career, careers, job, jobs, manager, managers, management, pallbearer, pallbearers

"We never say 'death'—we prefer 'deadness.' "

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC40688
High Res:
2121x1821 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
death, dying, dead, mourn, mourning, mourner, mourners, bereavement, bereaved, grieve, grieving, deceased, decease, mortality, mortal, funeral, funerals, funeral parlor, funeral parlour, funeral home, mortuary, burial, burials, phrasing, choice of words

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC121768
High Res:
5000x3860 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
murder, murders, murderer, murderers, shoot, shot, shots, shooting, shootings, crime, crimes, criminal, business man, business men, attorney, attorneys, publicist, manager, managers, agent, agents, actor, actors, death, deaths, kill, killing, smoking gun, guilty, hollywood, la, l.a.