"How may I direct your call? Doctor-assisted or regular?"
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"I'm only going to the party because the suicide attempt failed."
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"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."
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"Sometimes I feel like salting myself."
"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."
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"Go ahead, shoot me! It'll take the guesswork out of my day."
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"I'd rather drown."
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"Just in case the conference call runs long."
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"Wow! Do you think he would have jumped?"
"I wish I had spent more time responding to emails."
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"I'll give you a hundred bucks if you write this one up."
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"Sssh! It's okay, dear. Whenever a door closes. There are always plenty of windows left to jump out of."
Hang gliding with Death