Deaths Cartoons

Deaths Cartoons

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"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

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"I knew I smelled something funny."

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"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

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'Life Cycle'

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"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

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"Mind if I turn my hearing aid down?"

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"No, this isn't a book signing."

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"I need to wait until the euphoria wears off before I start dating again."

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"Hi! Im the bluebird of death."

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"As you know, Russian roulette is not a game to be taken lightly."

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"Say when."

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"Couldn't I do a couple of hundred hours of community service instead?"

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For Their Own Good.

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"If your guys aren't going to show, let's just call it a day."

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"They're very time-sensitive."

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"They suspect foul play."

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"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."

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"Oh, well, this is going to be awkward."

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"And sign here if you'd like to see his organs become more involved in community theatre."

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"He looks so relaxed."

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"Anyone who isn't specifically named in the will still receives one of these valuable gift bags."

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"Nobody told me about this!"

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The Houseplant Cemetery.

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"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

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"Just in case the conference call runs long."

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