A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
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"Stop! Wait! Government's no longer the problem - it's the solution."
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"How thoughtful of them to have removed their heads!"
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"I thought he was about to be knighted, too, didn't you?"
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"He ran around on me even after his head was cut off."
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"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."
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"Anyone here seen Swazee''s head?"
"Who hired this clown?"
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The headless moped driver
"Gift or not, I'm returning this shirt."
"You need to grow your face back first."
"The spear is the least of my problems."
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"Honey, I lost 206 pounds overnight!"
"Everybody knows you dye your hair, Tom."
"I want a full head of hair!"
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A dismembered man in a doctors surgery
"Make it look like natural causes."
Win at wrestling.
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