A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
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"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"
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"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."
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"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."
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Aiming the Head
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"It's time to take down Goliath's head."
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"How thoughtful of them to have removed their heads!"
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"His Highness is changing his relationship status."
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"He's energizing his base."
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"I thought he was about to be knighted, too, didn't you?"
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"Look―I said I was sorry!"
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"Anyone here seen Swazee''s head?"
"I appreciate your dropping by, Harry."
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"There he goes – my great white whale."
"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."
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Trump, Giuliani: oops, wrong turkey
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