Contains No Coconut Oil
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"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."
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By Strategic Use of Postcards, Thoreau Manages to Keep Walden Pond Unspoiled
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"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."
"Our plans? Of course you're in our plans."
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A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
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For Their Own Good.
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"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."
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"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"
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"And so, due to the appearance of wrongdoing, I've decided to simulate my resignation."
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"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."
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"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."
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"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."
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A man leaves tire tracks on the beach.
"Don't get caught."
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"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."
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"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."
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The Voice-Mail Box
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"You will be going on a long walk."
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Artisanal Everything, Inc,
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"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"
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"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."
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"It looks good from out here, but once you get inside it's pretty sad."
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