Contains No Coconut Oil
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"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."
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By Strategic Use of Postcards, Thoreau Manages to Keep Walden Pond Unspoiled
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"Let me preface my remarks by saying that the chain is a lot longer than it looks."
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"Our plans? Of course you're in our plans."
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For Their Own Good.
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"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"
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"And so, due to the appearance of wrongdoing, I've decided to simulate my resignation."
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"Should we let him in? He says he's Wolf Blitzer."
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"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."
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"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."
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"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."
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A man leaves tire tracks on the beach.
"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."
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The Voice-Mail Box
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"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."
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"They're here. Until I give the high sign we're Pussycats."
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"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"
"Would I blow smoke?"
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"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."
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"Honest, I only want tom take you to lunch."
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"Those are all good questions, but what do you say, let's lighten up a little."
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A flasher reveals he is a monster underneath his clothes.
From The Makers Of Wonderbra: WonderWallet
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"These financials look right. They smell right -- they're either right or very clever."
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