Contains No Coconut Oil
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"I'll never forget where I'm telling wife I was that day."
"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."
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By Strategic Use of Postcards, Thoreau Manages to Keep Walden Pond Unspoiled
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"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."
"Our plans? Of course you're in our plans."
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The Devil making snow angels.
"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."
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"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"
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"And so, due to the appearance of wrongdoing, I've decided to simulate my resignation."
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"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."
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"...No, he can't really fly...No, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."
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A man leaves tire tracks on the beach.
The Voice-Mail Box
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"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."
"You will be going on a long walk."
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"Sure, I'm a liar. That's my management style."
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"No guarantees, right?"
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"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."
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"It looks good from out here, but once you get inside it's pretty sad."
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"The chart, of course, is nonrepresentational."
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Environmental Adjustment Company
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"They're here. Until I give the high sign we're Pussycats."
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"Would I blow smoke?"
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