Contains No Coconut Oil
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"Let me preface my remarks by saying that the chain is a lot longer than it looks."
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"And so, due to the appearance of wrongdoing, I've decided to simulate my resignation."
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"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."
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"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."
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The Voice-Mail Box
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"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."
"Sure, I'm a liar. That's my management style."
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"How about one of those sunny old grandpas who make things look honest?"
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Artisanal Everything, Inc,
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"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"
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"Gazelles are very fast but very, very curious."
"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."
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"The blood rushing to your stomach after a full and hearty breakfast is just another sign that the economy is improving."
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"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."
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"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."
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"What you see, Monica, is a facade. Neat, huh?"
"I'd like to enter, as defense exhibit 'A', this red herring."
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(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)
"I was promised plausible deniability."
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"It wasn't a lie, Sir. It was the Birth of Cubism."
"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."
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"It's for your own protection."
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"Those are all good questions, but what do you say, let's lighten up a little."
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