"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I chose the one that said, 'Mergers, acquisitions, incredible bonuses.'"
"The Woofs have it."
Wheel of Dinner
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"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."
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"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."
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"These have all been eliminated. She's down to the semifinals."
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"It's agreed, then, that we move forward on the philodendron."
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"I'm sorry, but that one was too close to call."
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Decision, Decisions, Decisions.
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"Can we talk through a decision that I've already made?"
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"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."
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The Stages of Wine
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Chinese Whispers In The Boardroom
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"What would I do differently if you had my life to live over again?"
"Hi. We're grass-roots ad-hoc committee to save your marriage. May we come in?"
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"Wheeler, are you going to lunch?"
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"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"
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"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"
"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"
"Look, darling, he's your baby, and you can name him what you want, but Mohammed Ginsburg?"
The angel and the devil.
Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.
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"Do we want to just flip a coin, or hire expensive consultants so they can flip a coin?"
"Now that we've made our first billion, we gotta stop making decisions by playing 'paper, scissors, rock.'"
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