Decisions Cartoons

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

"No, I don't think your decisions are too Draconian. Do you think my decisions are too Draconian?"

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I chose the one that said, 'Mergers, acquisitions, incredible bonuses.'"

"On the other hand, their accounting procedures are impeccable."

"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."

Sunrise, Sunset, Noon Trail Signs

"Oscar Meyer or Hormel?"

"Under new business: Peterson, at Hammond Point Beach, reports that a person in the water is flailing about and calling for help. Peterson wants to know what action, if any, he should take."

"Is 'oblivious' the same as' undecided'?"

"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"

"The dog ate my magnetic insoles."

"Clear my calendar, Miss Wetzel - I'm feeling ad hoc today."

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

"I feel like there are two people in this body!"

"Mommy's tattoos are the result of very bad decisions she made when she was not much older than you."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"Whenever I have a big decision to make, I ask myself, 'What would Dad do?'"

A ski jumper rethinks his decision.

"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

"And what is your preference in wine-single or double figures?"

"General Torrentine is for when we want something a bit more spontaneous than a measured response."

"One of you will have to remain behind."

Straight Ahead / Whoopee