Decorations Cartoons

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC36777
High Res:
2481x1997 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
halloween, bad news, bearer of bad news, pumpkin, pumpkins, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, decoration, decorations, halloween decoration, halloween decorations, dentist, dentists, dentistry, oral hygiene, oral health, pull a tooth, pulling a tooth, pulling teeth

"This one's for not asking, and this one's for not telling."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC43173
High Res:
1198x828 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
don't ask, don't tell, military, united state military, medal, medals, ribbon, ribbons, decoration, decorations, decorated, veteran, veterans, general, generals, see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, head in the sand, ignore, ignores, ignoring

"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC125469
High Res:
3006x2618 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
personal touch, personal touches, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, knockoff, knockoffs, personalize, personalizes, personalizing, personalise, personalises, personalising, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, decor, decoration, decorations, decorate, decorates, decorating

Santa Claus reads a newspaper while Rudolph's head is mounted on a wall behind him.

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC24865
High Res:
1912x1887 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
santa, santa claus, father christmas, reindeer, rudolph, red-nosed reindeer, trophy, trophies, trophy hunting, trophy hunter, trophy hunters, mount, mounts, mounted, wall, walls, wall-mounted, head, heads, deer, decoration, decorations, hunter, hunters, hunting, black humor, dark humor

A snowman in a snow glob melts.

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC123492
High Res:
3304x2699 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
snowman, snowmen, snow globe, snow globes, melt, melts, melting, global warming, climate change, ice cap, ice caps, polar ice cap, polar ice caps, christmas, holiday season, holiday seasons, decoration, decorations, tchotchke, tchotchkes

"Do you think we'll ever regret having two plants and a bowl of pebbles instead of kids?"

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC122876
High Res:
3290x2650 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
kid, kids, surrogate, surrogates, stand-in, stand-ins, barren, childless couple, childless couples, regret, regrets, fill the void, filling the void, fills the void, family, families, small family, small families, childless family, childless families, regret, regrets, greatest regret, greatest regrets, biggest regret, biggest regrets, garden, gardens, decoration, decorations, inadequate

"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC41215
High Res:
3061x2515 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
minimalist, minimalists, spare, interior designer, interior designers, charge, charges, charging, overcharge, overcharges, overcharging, limited budget, limited budgets, budget, budgets, proposal, proposals, design proposal, design proposals, price, prices, high price, high prices, contradiction, contradictions, contradictory, decoration, decorations, interior decorator, interior decorators

Decorator Farming

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC30654
High Res:
2519x1976 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
interior decorator, interior decorators, interior designer, interior designers, interior design, interior designs, decoration, decorations, decor, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, fashionista, fashionistas, tastemaker, tastemakers, taste-maker, taste-makers, soybean, soybeans, soy, corn, maxmize space, maximizing space

"Sure, it's an eyesore, but we get better time than anyone else in the neighborhood."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC38958
High Res:
2312x1704 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sundial, sundials, sun dial, sun dials, eyesore, eyesores, clock, clocks, ancient technology, ancient technologies, planetarium, planetariums, timekeeper, timekeepers, timekeeping, accurate, accuracy, exact time, exactitude, decoration, decorations, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods

"And this is my pocket."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC27890
High Res:
2959x2193 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
military, men, boasting, realtionships, power, mansplain, mansplains, mansplaining, condescend, condescends, condescending, pocket, pockets, shirt pocket, shirt pockets, decoration, decorations, military decoration, military decorations, impress, impresses, impressing, flirt, flirts, flirting, breast pocket, breast pockets, mankoff

Attack of the Creeping Doily

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC30065
High Res:
1837x1774 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
doily, doilies, modern, modernist, modernists, modernism, decor, decoration, decorations, home decor, home decorator, home decorators, living room, living rooms, out of place, bad taste, tradition, traditions, traditional, charm, charms, charming, homey, dated, outdated, out of dated, clash, clashes, clashing, go together, goes together, going together, fit, fits, fitting, fit in, fits in, fitting in

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC32024
High Res:
1957x2095 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
martha stewart, homemaker, homemakers, craft, crafts, crafting, arts and crafts, candle, candles, homemade, beeswax candle, beeswax candles, decoration, decorations, decorate, decorates, decorating, decorative, inspiration, inspirations, moment of inspiration, moments of inspiration, inspire, inspired, home economics, do it yourself, doing it yourself

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC32656
High Res:
3226x2294 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
stuffed animal, stuffed animals, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, start slowly, starting slowly, slow start, slow starts, design, designs, redecorate, decoration, decorations, home, child's room, children's rooms, bedroom, bedrooms

"I can't really talk about it. They're all for secret sexual stuff."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC42338
High Res:
2623x3411 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
award, awards, veteran, veterans, decoration, decorations, military decoration, military decorations, medal, medals, secret, secret operation, secret operations, special ops, military secret, military secrets, don't ask don't tell, dadt, sexuality, cocktail party, cocktail parties, private, privacy, general, generals, valor, medal of valor, valour, medal of valour, honor, honors, top secret

"If the truth be told, I prefer Biedermeier."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC30043
High Res:
2368x1836 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
biedermeier, style, styles, furniture, german, germany, art style, art styles, middle class, 19th century, household, households, interior designer, interior designers, interior design, decoration, decorations, decor, decorator, decorators, interior, interiors, dining room, dining rooms, preference, preferences, ornate, simple, simplicity, working class, maid, maids

Muriel's over-curated life

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC140960
High Res:
4750x4134 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
minimal, minimalism, decor, decoration, decorations, interior decorating, overcurated, over curated, over-curated, hoarding, hoard, sparse, bare, art, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, gallery, galleries, museum, museums, life, art exhibit, art exhibits, display, modern life, curating, curate, curator, curated, living with less, essentials, bare essentials, spare, spartan, basic

"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC143881
High Res:
2850x2286 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
service man, service men, military service, veteran, veterans, decorated veteran, decorated veterans, war veteran, war veterans, assumption, assumptions, assume, assumes, medal, medals, decoration, decorations, uniform, uniforms, military man, military men, presumption, presumptions, introduction, introductions, cocktail party, cocktail parties, mankoff

The Velcro at Home

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC87224
High Res:
1756x1516 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fasten, fastens, stick, sticks, sticky, fabric fastener, fashion, fashions, stuck, technology, technologies, family, families, home, homes, interior, interiors, decorations, decorate, decorates, name, names, decoration, interior design

Make Your Own

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC38400
High Res:
3009x1763 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
holiday, holidays, seasonal, seasons, christmas, christmas time, christmassy, celebration, clebrations, christmas tree, christmas trees, wrapping, wrapping paper, make your own, diy, cheap, cheap diy, decoration, decorations, decorating, decorates, ornaments, ornament, shredded wheat, wheat, gift wrap, giftwrap, gift-wrap, do it yourself

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC22404
High Res:
1469x1447 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sheet, sheets, fitted sheet, fitted sheets, decision, decisions, mature, maturity, grown up, grown-up, grown up purchase, grown up purchases, big decision, big decisions, identity, self-identity, sense of self, decor, decoration, decorations, interior decorator, interior decorators, bedroom, bedrooms, bed, bed, bed sheet, bed sheets, impulse buy, impulse buys

"Flowers in a lobby are good P.R."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC36576
High Res:
2520x2081 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
flower, flowers, design, low effort, effort, efforts, decor, minimal, minimalism, decorating, decorations, ornament, ornaments, public relations, pr, p.r., p.r, public relation, lobby, lobbies, foyer, foyers, reception, receptions, receptionist, vase, vases, floral arrangement, flower arrangement, offices, office, businessmen, business, suit, suits, men

"Anytime I've ever been asked 'What do you want, a medal?' I've said yes."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC143493
High Res:
3088x3152 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, veteran, veterans, military veteran, military veterans, decorated, decoration, decorations, medal, medals, medal of valor, medal of valour, get ahead, gets ahead, getting ahead, trick of the trade, tricks of the trade, secret, secret to success, secrets to success, successful, sarcasm, sarcastic, question, questions, questioning

Bonsai Loggers

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC30948
High Res:
2388x1863 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
plant, plants, house plant, house plants, indoor plant, indoor plants, bonsai, bonsais, bonsai tree, bonsai trees, logger, loggers, lumberjack, lumberjacks, lumber-jack, lumber-jacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, wood-cutter, wood-cutters, woodcutting, deforestation, green issues, ecofriendly, eco friendly, eco-friendly, environmental issues, ornamental plant, ornamental plants, decorate, decorations, interior decoration, interior, interiors, green house, green houses, hot house, hot houses, greenhouse, greenhouses, green-house, green-houses, truck, trucks, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, miniature people, miniature humans, tiny people, tiny humans, scale, perspective, millennial, millennials, plant mad, plant crazy, nature, natural, gardening, gardener, horticulture, horticulturist

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC125404
High Res:
3000x2784 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bed, beds, bedtime, pillow, pillows, throw pillow, throw pillows, decorative pillow, decorative pillows, home decor, decoration, decorations, cushion, cushions, scatter cushion, scatter cushions, big, large, oversized, interior design, trend, trends, fad, fads, style, home, homes, design, designs

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

Artist:
Suits, Julia
Search ID:
CC122691
High Res:
3006x2695 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
couple, couples, keeping up with the joneses, jealous, jealousy, book, books, bookshelf, bookshelves, read, reading, literature, literate, convincing, pretend, acting, pretending, for show, showing off, show-off, show off, showing-off, pretentious, interior design, interior decorations, interior decorating, interior decoration, design, designs, decoration, decorations, compete, competition, competitions, competitive, relationship, relationships, friend, friends, friendship, middle-age, middle-aged, well-read