"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."
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shopping, retail, housewares, home goods, home decor, decorations, decoration, pillow, pillows, throw pillows, throw pillow, cushion, cushions, screaming, screaming into, sleeping, anger management, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, mental health, customer service, types of pillows, anger, clerk, clerks, staff"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, unhappy, happiness, happy, money, rich, wealth, wealthy, luxury, luxurious, opulent, lavish, beautiful, psychology, mental health, depression, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, decorating, money can't buy happinessA car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, newlywed, newlyweds, wedding, weddings, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, just married, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, tin cans, ribbons, decorations, decorated, driving, transportation, bumper, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, just kidding, joke, jokes, joking, practical joke, practical jokes, prank, pranks"The Southwestern look. I love it!"
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, office decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, southwestern, cactus, cactiDecorator Farming
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interior decorator, interior decorators, interior designer, interior designers, interior design, interior designs, decoration, decorations, decor, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, fashionista, fashionistas, tastemaker, tastemakers, taste-maker, taste-makers, soybean, soybeans, soy, corn, maxmize space, maximizing space"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."
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personal touch, personal touches, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, knockoff, knockoffs, personalize, personalizes, personalizing, personalise, personalises, personalising, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, decor, decoration, decorations, decorate, decorates, decorating"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
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technology, 3d, 3-d, three-dimensional, printer, printers, printing, furniture, too far, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, addicted, addiction, addict, addicts, regret, regrets, regretting, wish, wishes, wishing, bad idea, bad ideas, modern life, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"
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improve, improvement, improvements, improved, better, interior design, interior decorating, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, renovation, renovations, renovated, changed, change, changes, changing, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, changed man, newlywed, newlyweds, new wife, new wives, new house, new home, man, menSanta Claus reads a newspaper while Rudolph's head is mounted on a wall behind him.
"I want the whole thing gutted."
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kid, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, girl, girls, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, doll, dolls, dollhouse, dollhouses, toy, toys, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, renovating, renovation, renovations, gutted, gutting, house, houses, home, homes, property, properties, real estate, contractor, contractors, construction, word play, wordplay"And this is a crossword puzzle I'm working on."
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military, officer, officers, general, generals, rank, ranks, medal, medals, pin, pins, lapel, lapels, lapel pin, lapel pins, decoration, decorations, award, awards, badge, badges, bar, bars, ribbon, ribbons, hero, heroes, heroism, bravery, service, service record, service records, record of service, crossword puzzle, crossword puzzles, crossword, crosswords, word puzzle, word puzzles, puzzle, puzzles, show-off, brag, display, hobby, hobbies, leisure, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties"No flag pin!"
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military, officer, officers, soldier, soldiers, general, generals, rank, ranks, medal, medals, pin, pins, lapel, lapels, lapel pin, lapel pins, decoration, decorations, award, awards, badge, badges, bar, bars, ribbon, ribbons, hero, heroes, heroism, bravery, service, service record, service records, record of service, flag, flags, flag pin, flag pins, missing, patriotism, patriot, patriots, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties"Before Carlo did us, we thought the whole nineteenth century was clunky."
"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
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lawn, lawns, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, front yard, front yards, decoration, decorations, ornament, ornaments, catalogue, catalogues, mail-order, magazine, magazines, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping addict, shopping addicts, shopping addiction, cut back, cutting back, excessive, consumerism"Do you think we'll ever regret having two plants and a bowl of pebbles instead of kids?"
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kid, kids, surrogate, surrogates, stand-in, stand-ins, barren, childless couple, childless couples, regret, regrets, fill the void, filling the void, fills the void, family, families, small family, small families, childless family, childless families, regret, regrets, greatest regret, greatest regrets, biggest regret, biggest regrets, garden, gardens, decoration, decorations, inadequate"They're from a vanity chartmaker."
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vanity, charts, chart, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, graph, graphs, graphing, mislead, misleads, misleading, impress, impresses, impressing, impressive, executive, executives, manager, managers, management, wall art, boom, booms, decoration, decorations, decor"Roger, I think it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees."
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manager, managers, management, firing, fired, fire, fires, lay off, lay-offs, laid off, birds and the bees, birds and bees, animal, animals, saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, phrase, phrases, literal, literality, literally, bird, birds, bee, bees, heron, herons, owl, owls, parrot, parrots, desk, desk job, desk jobs, desk jockey, desk jockeys, cubicle, cubicles, personalisation, personalised, personalized, personalization, toy, toys, decoration, decorate, decorated, decorations, ornament, ornaments, warning, warnings, boss, talking to, getting a talking to, parental, paternal"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."
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interior, interiors, decor, decorate, decorating, decoration, decorations, interior design, interior designs, design, designer, furnish, furnishing, furniture, furnished, comment, pass comment, gossip, gossips, gossiping, clash, clashed, clashing, matching, match, matches, matched, mismatch, mismatched, eyebleed, bad, bad choices, fashion, fashions, fashionable, 80s, eighties, couple, couples, married life, marriage"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."
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baseball, baseball game, baseball games, giveaway, giveaways, give-away, executive toy, executive toys, bobblehead, bobbleheads, bobble head, bobble heads, duck, ducks, pet, pets, stadium, stadiums, theme night, theme nights, theme, themes, decoration, decorations, office, offices, office desk, office desks"I suppose owning everything in the world gives him a certain cachet."
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interior, interiors, decor, decorate, decorating, decoration, decorations, interior design, interior designs, design, designer, furnish, furnishing, furniture, furnished, comment, pass comment, gossip, gossips, gossiping, cachet, high society, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, corporate, capitalism, material, materials, materialism, materialistic, ego, modern life, modern world, monopoly"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."
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minimalist, minimalists, spare, interior designer, interior designers, charge, charges, charging, overcharge, overcharges, overcharging, limited budget, limited budgets, budget, budgets, proposal, proposals, design proposal, design proposals, price, prices, high price, high prices, contradiction, contradictions, contradictory, decoration, decorations, interior decorator, interior decorators"You know your dog better than I do."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pillow, pillows, shopping, decorative pillow, decorative pillows, throw pillow, throw pillows, cushion, cushions, opinion, opinions, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decoration, decorations, spoiled, woman, women, dog bed, dog beds