Decorations Cartoons

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

A car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.

"This one's for not asking, and this one's for not telling."

"The Southwestern look. I love it!"

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"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Santa Claus reads a newspaper while Rudolph's head is mounted on a wall behind him.

A snowman in a snow glob melts.

"I want the whole thing gutted."

"And this is a crossword puzzle I'm working on."

"No flag pin!"

"Before Carlo did us, we thought the whole nineteenth century was clunky."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Do you think we'll ever regret having two plants and a bowl of pebbles instead of kids?"

"They're from a vanity chartmaker."

"Roger, I think it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"I suppose owning everything in the world gives him a certain cachet."

"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."

"You know your dog better than I do."