"So I like rutting. So sue me."
"And that's how ya clean a deer!"
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"It's Lyme disease again."
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"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"
Santa Claus reads a newspaper while Rudolph's head is mounted on a wall behind him.
"Sorry I'm late, boss. I hit a deer and had to make it look like an accident."
"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."
"As an animal lover, I find these images disturbing."
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"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
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"You're putting in too many people."
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Reindeer in a conga line do the limbo beneath a pipeline.
"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."
"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."
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"Clark and Denise are our closest neighbors."
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"I want to report a stalker."
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"I like the part about the deer."
"He was very old and quite sick."
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"Next time we're shopping at Wal-Mart."
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"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."
A deer crossing sign running away from a hunter sign
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Eyes on the Forest Floor
Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.
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"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed."
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A road sign that reads "Deer Showing Off".