Defence Attorney Cartoons

"Your innermost feelings are fascinating, but remember, I'm your attorney."

"Call my attorney and ask him if he remembers that trick for getting out of handcuffs without a key."

"If you'd like I could throw a few criminals your way."

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, say hi to my client."

"So, before passing judgment, please consider that science now shows that the male brain is not fully developed until never."

"Mr. Columbus simply 'discovered' her purse."

"I don't just defend the accused -- I ensure the integrity of the legal system, despite knowing you're all guilty as hell."

"Your Honor, my client now realizes that his actions in the Unotek buyout and his transfers of funds to Swiss bank accounts were dreadfully immature."

"We would like to request a change of venue to an entirely different legal system."

"O.K. – let's review what you didn't know and when you didn't know it."