Defendant Cartoons

Defendant Cartoons

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"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

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"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

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"You can't plead cute."

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"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."

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Defendant cartoon 5 of 204

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"How did this case ever get so far?"

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"Come now, give the system a chance."

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"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."

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"Make eye contact with the jury, but not homicidal-maniac eye contact."

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"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."

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"You were hungry? Case dismissed."

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Defendant cartoon 11 of 204

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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

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Defendant cartoon 12 of 204

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"And are you the plaintiff or the defendant?"

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"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."

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Defendant cartoon 14 of 204

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"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"

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"You're doing fine. A little more perjury and you'll be out of the woods."

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Defendant cartoon 16 of 204

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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, let me present the alternative facts of the case."

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Defendant cartoon 17 of 204

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"Before we send a man to prison, shouldn't we at least be positive that he's not rich?"

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Defendant cartoon 18 of 204

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"I pronounce you guilty as charged and wife."

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Defendant cartoon 19 of 204

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"Doesn't anyone ever say 'please' anymore?"

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Defendant cartoon 20 of 204

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"He was someone you had to light a fire under in order to get anything done."

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Defendant cartoon 21 of 204

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"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

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Defendant cartoon 22 of 204

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"Please read back that last remark in a more murdery voice."

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Defendant cartoon 23 of 204

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"We, the jury, find the defendant guilty of killing her softly with his song."

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Defendant cartoon 24 of 204

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"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

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Defendant cartoon 25 of 204

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"Don't be so defeatist!"

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