Defendants Cartoons

"Innocence is no excuse."

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

"You can't plead cute."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

"My client pleads great wealth."

"How did this case ever get so far?"

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

"Come now, give the system a chance."

"This is the worst witness-protection program I've ever been in."

"Make eye contact with the jury, but not homicidal-maniac eye contact."

"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."

"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."

"We're going to try an insanity defense, so don;t wear to nice a tie."

"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."

"Let me tell you, folks—I've been around long enough to develop an instinct for these things, and my client is innocent or I'm very much mistaken."

"And are you the plaintiff or the defendant?"

"You were hungry? Case dismissed."

"I didn't realize, Your Honor. I assumed the law here was the same as in New Jersey. As you may know, dog eat dog is permissible there."

"You'll need to find another attorney. I'm going to prison."

"It really wasn't my fault, Your Honor. I was led to believe I was above the law."