Defendants Cartoons

Defendants Cartoons

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Defendants cartoon

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

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"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

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"You can't plead cute."

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"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."

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"How did this case ever get so far?"

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"Come now, give the system a chance."

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"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."

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"Make eye contact with the jury, but not homicidal-maniac eye contact."

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"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."

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"You were hungry? Case dismissed."

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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

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"And are you the plaintiff or the defendant?"

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"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"

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"You're doing fine. A little more perjury and you'll be out of the woods."

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"Before we send a man to prison, shouldn't we at least be positive that he's not rich?"

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"Please read back that last remark in a more murdery voice."

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"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

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"Don't be so defeatist!"

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Defendants cartoon 19 of 194

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"Objection, Your Honor. Counsel is leading the witness."

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"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

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Defendants cartoon 21 of 194

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"Bail denied."

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"I've forgiven the president. Perhaps you could forgive me."

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"I'm sorry, I guess they just wanted it more."

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Defendants cartoon 24 of 194

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"We're going to try an insanity defense, so don;t wear to nice a tie."

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Defendants cartoon 25 of 194

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"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

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