"Innocence is no excuse."
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polite, politeness, etiquette, manner, manner, good manners, thank you, criminal, law, court, courst, court of law, courtroom, judge, judges, judged, judicial, jury, jury service, not guilty, defendant, defendants, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legal system, criminal justice, justice, guilt, verdict, verdicts"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"
"You can't plead cute."
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lawyer, lawyers, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, appeal, appeals, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, defendant, defendants, convict, convicts, escape plan, prison break, prison breaks, escape plans, jail break, jail breaks"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."
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judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, courthouse, courthouses, judicial, crimes, criminals, criminal, alibi, alibis, moral relativism, wealth, wealthy, rich, rich people, wealthy people, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, defendant, defendants"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"
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hammer, hammers, nail, nails, predator, predators, prey, unfair, trial, trials, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, bias, biased, black lives matter, victim, victims, defendant, defendants, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, unequal, unequal justice, justice system, minority, minorities, human rights, fair trial, fair trials, constitutional right"This is the worst witness-protection program I've ever been in."
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murder trial, murder trials, murder, murders, homicide, homicides, homicidal, eye contact, eye contacts, trial, trials, jury, juries, legal advice, legal representative, legal representatives, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, conviction, convictions, defendant, defendants, murderer, murderers, murder, murders"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."
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insanity, insanity defense, insanity defence, supreme court, the supreme court, court of law, courts of law, tie, the defence, the defense, defendant, defendants, standing trial, on trial, suit, suits, dress sense, mens fashion, men's fashion, legal system, the legal system, federal judiciary, federal court, verdict, the verdict, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, nice tie, nice ties"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."
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law, laws, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, acquittal, acquit, defendant, defendants, defense, defense attorney, attorney, attorneys, defense attorneys, lucky, leeway, bitter, bitterness, innocent, innocence, crimes, criminal, criminals, guilt, guilty, disappointed, disappointment, exoneration, judge, judges, judged"Let me tell you, folks—I've been around long enough to develop an instinct for these things, and my client is innocent or I'm very much mistaken."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, jury, juries, speech, speeches, instinct, instincts, innocent, guilty, mistake, mistakes, error, errors"And are you the plaintiff or the defendant?"
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lawsuit, lawsuits, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, outfit, outfits, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, fashion advice, smart, dress smart, dresses smart, dressing smart, smart outfit, smart outfits, trial, trials, plaintiff, plaintiffs, lawsuit, lawsuits, defendant, defendants, try on clothes, trying on clothes, fashionable, retail store, retail stores, changing rooms, fitting room, fitting rooms, dressing room, dressing rooms, formal wear, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys"I didn't realize, Your Honor. I assumed the law here was the same as in New Jersey. As you may know, dog eat dog is permissible there."
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