Defense Cartoons

Defense Cartoons

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"Innocence is no excuse."

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"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

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"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

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"Let me tell you, folks—I've been around long enough to develop an instinct for these things, and my client is innocent or I'm very much mistaken."

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"I didn't realize, Your Honor. I assumed the law here was the same as in New Jersey. As you may know, dog eat dog is permissible there."

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"Judgement Day: Division Four"

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"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."

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"Don't make me come down there."

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"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."

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"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."

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"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

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"You'll need to find another attorney. I'm going to prison."

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"It really wasn't my fault, Your Honor. I was led to believe I was above the law."

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"Not guilty"

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"Could my client be innocent? Probably not. My point is it's interesting to think about."

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A football team lines up under a guillotine.

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"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

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"Your Honor, I think you'll get a kick out of my client's extenuating circumstances."

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"Hey - we just catch and release."

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"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

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"Four-foot-high letters on the window saying 'Bank'—that's not entrapment?"

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"I needed an infusion of cash, Your Honor."

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"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"

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"I'm going to disqualify myself."

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