"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."
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"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."
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"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"
"You can't plead cute."
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"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."
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"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."
"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"
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"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"
"How did this case ever get so far?"
"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."
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"Come now, give the system a chance."
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"Don't make me come down there."
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"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."
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"Your innermost feelings are fascinating, but remember, I'm your attorney."
"As a mitigating circumstance, may I say that my client's getaway car was a hybrid."
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"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."
Fenton, Griff, Wintz & Barkins - Attorneys-at-law: The Legal We Do Immediately, The Illegal Takes a Little Longer
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"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."
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"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."
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"Here are your choices. You can plead guilty."
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"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."
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"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."
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"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."
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"Lights! Camera! Justice!"
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