Defense Attorney Cartoons

Defense Attorney Cartoons

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"You can't plead cute."

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"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."

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"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"How did this case ever get so far?"

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"Come now, give the system a chance."

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"Don't make me come down there."

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Defense Attorney cartoon

Lawsuits

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"Your innermost feelings are fascinating, but remember, I'm your attorney."

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"As a mitigating circumstance, may I say that my client's getaway car was a hybrid."

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"Here are your choices. You can plead guilty."

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

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"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"My client demands that he be treated no better than any other celebrity."

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"Call my attorney and ask him if he remembers that trick for getting out of handcuffs without a key."

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Defense Attorney cartoon

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

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