Defense Lawyer Cartoons

"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC120808
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"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC39453
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dog years, prison, prisons, prison sentence, prison sentences, prison sentencing, plea, pleas, plea bargain, plea bargains, plea bargaining, do time, doing time, shorten, shortens, shortened sentence, shortened sentences, years, inmate, inmates, jail, jailed, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC121009
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, legal representative, legal representatives, law firm, law firms, legal firm, legal firms, liar, liars, lying, deception, court, courts, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, defense lawyer, defense lawyers

"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC120786
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"I know he cheated on me because of his childhood abuse, but I shot him because of mine."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC41916
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guns, fights, fight, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, marital, cheats, cheater, cheaters, cheat, cheating, courtrooms, courtroom, courtroom scenes, family, problems, obstacles, guns, violence, trial, trials, murder trial, murder trials, childhood trauma, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defence lawyer, defence lawyers, crime, crimes, excuse, excuses, mankoff

"Oh, very well - make that life with the possibility of parole."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC27702
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parole, paroles, begging, trial, trials, courtroom, courtrooms, court, courts, sentence, sentences, sentencing, life sentence, life sentences, life-sentence, life-sentences, judge, judges, prison sentence, prison sentences, trial lawyer, trial lawyers, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, trial attorney, trial attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

Artist:
Katz, Farley
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CC134416
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lawyer, lawyers, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, qualification, qualifications, qualified, unqualified, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, attorney, attorneys, representation, legal representation, legal representative, legal representatives, paper shredder, paper shredders, attorney, attorneys, defendant, defendants, trial, trials, opening statement, opening statements, statement, statements

"I'm not a lawyer. I'm just drafting."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
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CC121908
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ambulance, ambulances, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, lawyer, lawyers, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, personal injury, personal injury lawyer, personal injury lawyers, lawsuit, lawsuits, sue, sues, suing, draft, drafts, drafting, wind resistance, tailgate, tailgates, tailgating

"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
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CC25459
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execution, executions, death penalty, the death penalty, electric chair, the electric chair, lethal injection, lethal injections, death row, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, death row lawyer, death row lawyers, capital punishment, low iq, iq, incompetent, incompetence, temporary insanity, temporarily insane, legal system, the legal system, illogical, irrational, insanity defense, insanity defence, defense lawyer, defence lawyers, defense lawyers, defence lawyers, criminal prosecution

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301829
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court, courts, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal counsel, legal system, cross-examine, cross-examination, question, questioning

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301914
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attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, lawyer, lawyers, lie, lies, liar, liars, lying, lied, white lie, white lies, defendant, defendants, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defence lawyer, defence lawyers

"A unique and stirring plea, counselor."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC25382
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court, courts, court room, court rooms, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial, trials, legal trial, legal system, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, elvis, elvis presley, elvis impersonator, elvis impersonators, impersonator, impersonators, impression, impressions

"As soon as I get the paperwork together I'll file an appeal. Sometimes there are just not enough hours in the day."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301835
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"If you'd like I could throw a few criminals your way."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301930
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lawyer, lawyers, law firm, law firms, legal firm, legal firms, criminal, criminals, defense attorney, defence attorney, defence attorneys, defense attorneys, legal representative, legal representatives, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defence lawyer, defence lawyers, referral, referrals, reference, references, throwing work your way, drumming up business, client, clients

Jumping Into the Season's First Pile of Subpoenas

Artist:
Le Lievre, Glen
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CC144854
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"I had a pretty sleazy lawyer, but evidently not sleazy enough."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
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CC32501
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sleazy lawyer, sleazy lawyers, sleaziness, defence lawyer, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defence lawyers, attorney, attorneys, court lawyer, court lawyers, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, jail sentence, jail sentences, jail, jails, prison sentence, prison sentences, conviction, convictions, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts

"You have a pretty good case, Mr. Pitkin. How much justice can you afford?"

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
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CC40228
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solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, legal counsel, justice, court, courts, court room, court rooms, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial, trials, legal trial, legal system, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, corruption, corrupt, legal corruption, wealth, privilege, wealth and privilege

"Then I thought, Why should I spend it all on fancy lawyers?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
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CC45420
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"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CX304355
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"Requesting a postponement, Your Honor, until the mood of the county is less pro-metermaid."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
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CC46711
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"Melanie, find me a little pro-bono case to cleanse my palate."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC52782
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"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301874
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Great with juries

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
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CX304086
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"If you're going to plead insanity I don't want you dressing like me."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301175
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