"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."
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lawyer, lawyers, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, appeal, appeals, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, defendant, defendants, convict, convicts, escape plan, prison break, prison breaks, escape plans, jail break, jail breaks"I had a pretty sleazy lawyer, but evidently not sleazy enough."
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sleazy lawyer, sleazy lawyers, sleaziness, defence lawyer, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defence lawyers, attorney, attorneys, court lawyer, court lawyers, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, jail sentence, jail sentences, jail, jails, prison sentence, prison sentences, conviction, convictions, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."
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dog years, prison, prisons, prison sentence, prison sentences, prison sentencing, plea, pleas, plea bargain, plea bargains, plea bargaining, do time, doing time, shorten, shortens, shortened sentence, shortened sentences, years, inmate, inmates, jail, jailed, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."
"I'm not a lawyer. I'm just drafting."
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ambulance, ambulances, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, lawyer, lawyers, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, personal injury, personal injury lawyer, personal injury lawyers, lawsuit, lawsuits, sue, sues, suing, draft, drafts, drafting, wind resistance, tailgate, tailgates, tailgating"A unique and stirring plea, counselor."
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court, courts, court room, court rooms, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial, trials, legal trial, legal system, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, elvis, elvis presley, elvis impersonator, elvis impersonators, impersonator, impersonators, impression, impressions"Melanie, find me a little pro-bono case to cleanse my palate."
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pro bono, pro-bono, cleanse my palate, cleansing, palate, palates, legal case, legal cases, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, legal representative, legal representatives, conscience, consciences, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, defense lawyer, defence lawyer, defense lawyers, defence lawyers, tral, trials, court, courts, palate cleanser, palate cleansers, palate cleansingJumping Into the Season's First Pile of Subpoenas
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court, courts, court room, court rooms, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial, trials, legal trial, legal system, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal counsel, legal reform, tort reform, tort, torts, subpoena, subpoenas, legal disputes, washington dc, congress, investigation, investigations, congressional investigation, congressional investigations"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."
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execution, executions, death penalty, the death penalty, electric chair, the electric chair, lethal injection, lethal injections, death row, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, crimes, criminal, criminals, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, death row lawyer, death row lawyers, capital punishment, low iq, iq, incompetent, incompetence, temporary insanity, temporarily insane, legal system, the legal system, illogical, irrational, insanity defense, insanity defence, defense lawyer, defence lawyers, defense lawyers, defence lawyers, criminal prosecution"Then I thought, Why should I spend it all on fancy lawyers?"
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court, courts, court room, court rooms, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial, trials, legal trial, legal system, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, bribe, bribery, bribes, bribing a judge, corrupt, corruption, payoff, payola, cash, money, bag of cash"take your best shot, counselor."
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court, courts, in court, verdict, the verdict, not guilty, jury, juries, juror, jurors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, defense, the defense, the defense rests, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, fair, fairs, fairground, carnival, carnivals, carnival game, carnival games, strong man machine, strong man machines, fairground game, fairground games, legal system, the legal system, luck"Requesting a postponement, Your Honor, until the mood of the county is less pro-metermaid."
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court, courts, court room, court rooms, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial, trials, legal trial, legal system, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, metermaid, meter maid, metermaids, meter maids, traffic court, traffic courts, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, political mood, political moods"You have a pretty good case, Mr. Pitkin. How much justice can you afford?"
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solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, legal counsel, justice, court, courts, court room, court rooms, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial, trials, legal trial, legal system, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, corruption, corrupt, legal corruption, wealth, privilege, wealth and privilege"As soon as I get the paperwork together I'll file an appeal. Sometimes there are just not enough hours in the day."
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solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal counsel, legal system, jail, jails, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, solitary confinement, solitary, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, bad lawyer, bad attorney, public defender, public defense, client, clients, class divide, apathy, apathetic, unconcerned, indifferent, indifference, callous, callousness, heartless, time management, hours in the day, jail cell, criminal, criminals"If you'd like I could throw a few criminals your way."
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lawyer, lawyers, law firm, law firms, legal firm, legal firms, criminal, criminals, defense attorney, defence attorney, defence attorneys, defense attorneys, legal representative, legal representatives, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defence lawyer, defence lawyers, referral, referrals, reference, references, throwing work your way, drumming up business, client, clients"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"
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court, courts, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal counsel, legal system, cross-examine, cross-examination, question, questioning"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"
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wizard of oz, dorothy, glenda, oz, the wizard of oz, munchkin, munchkins, wicked witch, good witch, yellow brick road, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal counsel, legal counsels, prosecution, district attorney, district attorneys, judge, judges, magistrate, magistrates, murder, murdering, murderer, homicide, homicides, literary crime, literary crimes"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"
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court, courts, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial in absentia, tried in absentia, trial, trials, legal trial, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecutor, prosecutors, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeeps, waiter, waiters, server, servers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, bar, bars, resort, resorts, seaside resort, seaside resorts, beach, beaches, avoid, avoidance, avoiding, running away, fugitive, fugitives, runaway, escape, escapee, escaped, white collar crime, white collar criminal"Oh, very well - make that life with the possibility of parole."
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parole, paroles, begging, trial, trials, courtroom, courtrooms, court, courts, sentence, sentences, sentencing, life sentence, life sentences, life-sentence, life-sentences, judge, judges, prison sentence, prison sentences, trial lawyer, trial lawyers, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, trial attorney, trial attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys"I know he cheated on me because of his childhood abuse, but I shot him because of mine."
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guns, fights, fight, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, marital, cheats, cheater, cheaters, cheat, courtrooms, courtroom, courtroom scenes, family, problems, obstacles, guns, violence, trial, trials, murder trial, murder trials, childhood trauma, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defence lawyer, defence lawyers, crimes, excuse, excuses, mankoff"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."
"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."
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lawyer, lawyers, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, qualification, qualifications, qualified, unqualified, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, attorney, attorneys, representation, legal representation, legal representative, legal representatives, paper shredder, paper shredders, attorney, attorneys, defendant, defendants, trial, trials, opening statement, opening statements, statement, statementsGreat with juries
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court, courts, court room, court rooms, courthouse, courthouses, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, defence lawyer, defense lawyer, defence lawyers, defense lawyers, jury, juries"If you're going to plead insanity I don't want you dressing like me."