Defense Lawyers Cartoons

Defense Lawyers Cartoons

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Defense Lawyers cartoon

"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."

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"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."

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"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

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"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."

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"I know he cheated on me because of his childhood abuse, but I shot him because of mine."

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"Oh, very well - make that life with the possibility of parole."

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"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

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"I'm not a lawyer. I'm just drafting."

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"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."

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"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

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"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

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"A unique and stirring plea, counselor."

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"As soon as I get the paperwork together I'll file an appeal. Sometimes there are just not enough hours in the day."

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"take your best shot, counselor."

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"If you'd like I could throw a few criminals your way."

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Jumping Into the Season's First Pile of Subpoenas

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"I had a pretty sleazy lawyer, but evidently not sleazy enough."

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"You have a pretty good case, Mr. Pitkin. How much justice can you afford?"

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"Then I thought, Why should I spend it all on fancy lawyers?"

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"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

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"Requesting a postponement, Your Honor, until the mood of the county is less pro-metermaid."

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"Melanie, find me a little pro-bono case to cleanse my palate."

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"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

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Great with juries

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