"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."
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"When I think of the as yet undreamed of loopholes that are going to be available to you guys!"
"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
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"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."
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"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."
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"English lit-how about you?"
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"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."
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"We're from Student Loans—we came to repo your B.A."
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"I'm sending you to a doctor who has two diplomas."
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"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."
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Leap of Faith
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"It is my wish that this be the most educated country in the world, and toward that end I hereby ordain that each and everyone of my people be given a diploma."
"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."
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"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."
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"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."
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"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."
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"That's doctor inmate #2264."
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"To what do I owe this honor?"
"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."
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"Don't breath a word to anyone, but I'm never leaving graduate school."
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"No, those aren't my diplomas. They're my regulations."
"I graduated summa cum laude, whatever that means."
"I've donated all my diplomas to Doctors Without Diplomas."
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"I wish I could laugh, but I have a Ph.D."