"When I think of the as yet undreamed of loopholes that are going to be available to you guys!"
"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, eating, dining, reserving, reservation, reservations, dinner, waiter, waiters, server, servers, host, hosts, booking, name, names, language, languages, english, grammar, honorific, honorifics, title, titles, prefix, prefixes, dr, dr., doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, education, degree, degrees, postgraduate, postgraduates, phd, ph.d., postgraduate doctoral degree, customer service, service, rude, bad manners"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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m.b.a., mba, degree, degrees, master of business of administration, home school, homeschool, homeschooling, home schooling, homeschooled, home schooled, homeschooling problems, home schooling problems, education, education level, education levels, student, students, job interview, interviewer, interviewers, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, human resources, hr, h.r., employer, employers, employee, employees, manager, managers, job hunting, job search, job, jobs, work, career, careers, unemployed, unemployment, unemployable, resume, cv, c.v., proud parent, proud parents, exaggeration, exaggerated, embellishment, embellish, hyperbole, false, fake, business, business degree, university, university degree, university degrees, college, college degree, college degrees, hire, hiring, achievement, achievements"Thank you, but I've already provided for my children's college education."
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degree, degrees, college, colleges, grad, grads, graduate, graduates, graduation, graduations, uni, university, universities, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafia boss, mafia bosses, kill, killer, killers, murder, murderer, murderers, drown, drowning, student loan, student loans, student, studentsCollege of Business Administration Golfers
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golf, golfers, sports, sport, education, students, teachers, business, administration, business administration, college, business college, university, business, university, business school, school, schools, higher education, adulthood, learning, men, boys, old boys club, old boys clubs, degrees, college degree, college degrees, leisure, hobby, hobbies, golf clubs, golf club, mba"English lit-how about you?"
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college, colleges, uni, university, universities, graduate, graduates, degree, degrees, student, students, educated, education, unemployed, unemployment, scarecrow, scarecrows, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, recession, job search, career, careers, major, majors, bad choice, bad choices, bad decision, bad decisions, useless major, useless majors, study, studies, studying"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."
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employed, employment, underemployed, overeducated, fast food, fast food worker, fast food workers, food service, food service employee, food service employees, degree, degrees, barista, baristas, coffee bar, coffee bars, lunch stop, lunch stops, service economy, service economies, service worker, service workers"We're from Student Loans—we came to repo your B.A."
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student loan, student loans, student loan debt, student loan debts, debt, debts, repo man, repo men, repossess, repossesses, repossession, repossessing, undergrad, undergrads, undergrad degree, undergrad degrees, bachelor of arts, bachelors of arts, degree, degrees, college degree, college degrees, university degree, university degrees"I'm sending you to a doctor who has two diplomas."
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sky diving, sky divers, graduate, graduates, graduations, university, universities, university student, university students, college student, college grad, college grads, college graduates, college graduates, university grad, university grads, university graduates, university graduates, leap of faith, takinga leap of faith, diplomas, diploma, degree, degrees, bachelors, bachelors degree, bachelors degrees, uni grad, uni grads, graduation, regret, regrets, student loan, student loans, student debt, student debt, unemployable, unemployed, pointless degrees, skydiving, skydiver, skydivers, parachute, parachutes, parachuting, parachutist, parachutists, parachute jump, parachute jumps"It is my wish that this be the most educated country in the world, and toward that end I hereby ordain that each and everyone of my people be given a diploma."
"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."
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title, titles, doctor, doctors, phdphds, doctorate, doctorates, graduate school, postgraduate, postgraduates, doctoral, degree, degrees, prison, number, numbers, name, names, prisons, jail, jails, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, inmate, inmates, guard, guards, officer, officers, warden, wardens, self-important, ego, vanity, vain"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."
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new york, new york city, sarah lawrence, sarah lawrence college, ba, bas, bachelor of arts, degree, degrees, undergrad, undergrads, undergrad degree, undergrad degrees, service economy, service economies, overeducated, over-educated, overeducation, college degree, college degrees, social science degree, social science degrees, liberal arts degree, liberal arts degrees, chimney, chimneys, chimney sweep, chimney sweeps"Don't breath a word to anyone, but I'm never leaving graduate school."
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education, educated, uni, university, universities, ph, d, phd, doctorate, degree, degrees, sense of humor, sense of humour, serious, pretentious, men, man, woman, women, laugh, laughs, laughter, laughingA farmer has an incredible educational background.
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