"Water...water...and maybe just a tiny piece of pie."
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"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."
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"And one more water."
"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"
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'Just in the nick of time.'
A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.
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"Would you like to grab a water sometime?"
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"First, let's concentrate on water. Then we'll worry about krill."
"It's too hot to eat."
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"What do you do to manage the stress?"
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Driest croissant in all the world.
"Quality time...quality time..."
"A twist...a twist..."
"Seltzer . . . seltzer!"
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"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."
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"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."
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"I wonder if I might have a-er-glass of water."
An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.
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"If I can crawl, you can circle."
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"Water is on sixteen."
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"Why don't you just sign for both of us."
"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."
"Are you drinking plenty of water?"
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