"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, delay, delays, delayed, late, inconvenience, voucher, vouchers, service, customer service, death, life, waiting, wait, long waits, redeem, redeemable, courtesy, wasting time, wasted timeInternal Clocks.
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schedule, schedules, date, dates, late, running late, punctuality, punctual, on time, time, date, dates, relationship, relationships, tardy, gender divide, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, partner, partners, frustrate, frustrating, frustrates, delay, delayed, dating, delaying"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."
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parking, city parking, bad parking, driving, driver, drivers, city life, city living, urban life, dinner party, dinner parties, modern life, late, delay, delays, delayed, modern times, cocktail party, cocktail parties, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, guest, guests, dinner guest, dinner guests"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."
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cowboy, cowboys, social media, communication, communicate, email, snail mail, mail, letter, letters, writing letters, delayed response, late response, tardy, tardiness, late, delay, delayed, horse, horses, horseback, handwritten, personalized, personalised, personal, hoboken, new jersey, nj, city, cities, country, countryside, mountains, rural, long distance, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, couple, couples, social media, social media post, social media posts, modern life, modern times, letter, letters, writing a letter, writing a letter, loved one, loved ones"I'll put you on the next flight, but first I have to type each of these keys ten million times."
"The crew is getting restless, captain."
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ship, ships, ship in a bottle, ships in bottles, restless, restlessness, stationary, bored, boring, boredom, complain, complaining, stuck, motionless, delayed, delay, delays, impatient, impatience, bad conditions, rough sea, rough seas, ships crew, ship's crew, ship's captain, ships captain, boat, boats, maritime art"Your pilot is still de-icing."
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, de-icing, deicing, weather, bad weather, snowstorm, snowstorms, snow, snowing, ice, de-ice, deice, cold, winter, wintertime, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, drunk driving, drunk driver, drunk drivers, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous, risky, delay, delays, delayed"Sharp pencils, clean paper, good light, comfortable chair, hot coffee, warm room... ready to work... perhaps the room is too warm..."
"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service charges!"
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commuting, commuter, commuters, transportation, public transportation, public transit, passenger, passengers, train, trains, subway, subways, metro, metros, underground, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, warning, warnings, service change, service changes, service, bad service, delay, delays, delayed, late, wizard, wizards, forewarning, foreshadowing, foretelling, journey, journeys, modern life"The way I see it, justice delayed is that many more billable hours."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, justice, delay, delays, delayed, billable hours, money, time, greed, greedy"When the roll is called up yonder, I shall be very much surprised if any of the Penn Central management people are there."
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penn central, penn station, pennsylvania station, subway, railroad, railroads, underground, commute, commuter, commuters, delay, delays, delayed, late, running late, public transport, public transit, public transportation, transportation, new york, new york city, traffic, railway, train, trains, bus, buses"I'm running late—some people were waiting for my table so I had to take my sweet time."
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eating out, dining out, restaurant, selfish, selfishness, self centered, self-centered, self centred, self-centred, delay, delays, delaying, delayed, late, late for work, running late, waiting for a table, busy restaurant, crowded restaurant, rude, rudeness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, rude, rudenessExecutive Asks Death To Wait
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, creeps, self important, important, importance, workaholic, work addiction, work-a-holic, overworked, overwork, wait, waiting, finger up, hold a finger up, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, phone, phones, mobile, mobile phone, mobile phones, call, called, calls, phone call, phonecall, one second, delay, delayed, delays, delaying, fate, businessman, business man, businessmen, business men, exec, execs, executive, executives, corporate, big business, boss, manager, managers, management, perspectiveIf Rick Had Been A Building Contractor
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casablanca, classic cinema, black and white cinema, classic, classics, film, films, classic films, movie, movies, romance, romantic, rick, oh rick, famous lines, famous scenes, famous scene, love, true love, contractor, contractors, construction, construction worker, construction workers, builder, builders, building, buildings, renovation, renovate, renovator, delay, delayed, delays, play on words, word play, word-play, famous characters, character, characters, pop culture, pop culture reference, cultural, culture, the arts, art, artsGodot - Retard Indetermine
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french, french cartoon, french cartoons, undetermined delay, delay, delays, delaying, delayed, train, trains, terminal, train station, train stations, platform, platforms, play, plays, wait, waiting, waits, waited, tragicomedy, tragicomedies, acting, stage actors, stage actors, playwright, playwrights, screenplay writer, screenplay writers, theatre, theatres, french play, french plays, travel, travels, travelled, travelling, traveled, travelingRobot singing "Boooooo...p."
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robot, robots, sing, sings, singing, perform, performs, performing, performance, performances, boop, boops, bop, bops, bopping, audience, audiences, ai, artificial intelligence, automaton, automatons, croak, croaks, croaking, concert, concerts, cheer, cheers, cheering, crowd, crowds, p, delay, delays, delayed"Thanks! I couldn't find my keys again so I finally cleaned it."
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house, houses, clean, cleans, cleaned, cleaning, lost, lose, losing, key, keys, house key, house keys, spring clean, spring cleaning, dirt, compliment, compliments, complimenting, procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, house chore, house chores, chore, chores, delay, delayed, delaying, coffee, friend, friends, coffee date, coffee datesThe executive board meeting was - once again - delayed due to the tardiness of C.E.O. Godot.
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board meeting, board meetings, exec, execs, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., chief executive officer, chief executive officers, late, delayed, delay, running late, tardiness, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, play, plays, beckett, samuel beckett, waiting for godot, waiting, wait, waits, theatre of the absurd"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."
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president trump, president donald trump, trump, donald trump, the donald, vote, votes, voting, voted, count, counts, counting, counters, counted, counter, tally, tallies, board, boards, blackboard, blackboards, delay, delays, delaying, delayed, election, elections, legitimacy, legitimate, 2020 election, 2020 elections, november elections, us politics, presidential campaign, tactic, tactics, trick, tricks, tricking, tricked, rig, rigs, rigging, rigged"Damned cyclists."
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santa, santa claus, father christmas, chimney, chimneys, present, presents, deliver, delivers, delivering, bike, bikes, bicycle, bicycles, too big, stuck, wrapped, wrapping, push, pushes, pushing, shove, shoves, shoving, christmas eve, delay, delays, delayed, cyclist, cyclists, driver, drivers, in the way, obstacle, obstacles"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."