"Sorry for the wait, but it's been like Grand Central station in here."
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"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."
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"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
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"Oh, hang on a sec - he's just coming in."
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"We bring gold and frankincense. The myrrh is in the mail."
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"Yours is what's taking so long."
Journal Entry Six.
"Due to an earlier incident, this train is being held in the station."
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"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."
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"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."
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"Think of this as a 'Be here now' exercise."
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Einstein Discovers That Time is Actually Laundry
"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"
"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."
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"The crew is getting restless, captain."
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Planned Service Changes
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"Your pilot is still de-icing."
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"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"
"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service charges!"
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"The way I see it, justice delayed is that many more billable hours."
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"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."
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"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."
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"When the roll is called up yonder, I shall be very much surprised if any of the Penn Central management people are there."
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We are being held momentarily to annoy Karen's girlfriend, who's been waiting at the restaurant for, like, twenty minutes.