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Delays Cartoons
Delays cartoon 1 of 46
"Sorry for the wait, but it's been like Grand Central station in here."
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grand central station, busy, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, eat out, eats out, hectic, busy day, busy shift, busy shifts, eating out, customer service, customer services, delay, delays, restaurant server, restaurant servers, idiom, idioms, idiomatic expression, idiomatic expressions, idiomatic phrase, idiomatic phrasesDelays cartoon 2 of 46
"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."
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global warming, floods, washington, water, pollution, thought, serious, environment, politics, incompetents, climate change, too late, tardy, tardiness, flood, flooding, flooded, global warming effect, global warming effects, delay, delays, apocalypse, end of the world, dragging our heels, worldwide flood, worldwide floods, environmental disaster, environmental catastrophe, catastrophe, catastrophes, disaster, disasters, natural disaster, natural disastersDelays cartoon 3 of 46
"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, delay, delays, delayed, late, inconvenience, voucher, vouchers, service, customer service, death, life, waiting, wait, long waits, redeem, redeemable, courtesy, wasting time, wasted timeDelays cartoon 4 of 46
"Oh, hang on a sec - he's just coming in."
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receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, run interference, running interference, stall, stalls, stalling, delay, delays, delaying, tardy, tardiness, late, lateness, late for work, race, races, racing, run, runs, running, runner, runners, executive, executives, run to work, runs to work, exercise, exercises, exercising, exercise regimen, exercise regimensDelays cartoon 5 of 46
"We bring gold and frankincense. The myrrh is in the mail."
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jesus, baby jesus, birth of christ, nativity, the nativity, christmas, first christmas, the first christmas, three kings, the three kings, the three wise men, three wise men, 3 wise men, christianity, christian, christian, delay, delays, in the mail, mail, the mail, parcel, parcels, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, ordering, online order, online orders, online shopping, online shopper, online shoppers, delivery, deliveriesDelays cartoon 6 of 46
"Yours is what's taking so long."
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menu, menus, delay, delays, order, orders, foodie, foodies, restaurant, fresh food, fresh foods, made to order, made-to-order, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, eating out, impatience, impatient, patient, patienceDelays cartoon 7 of 46
Journal Entry Six.
Delays cartoon 8 of 46
"Due to an earlier incident, this train is being held in the station."
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train, trains, public transport, delay, delays, delayed train, delayed trains, cancellation, cancellations, train cancellation, train cancellations, excuse, excuses, making excuses, good excuse, good excuses, unexplained delay, unexplained delays, understatement, understatements, shot delay, short delays, gravity, accident, accidents, train accident, train accidentsDelays cartoon 9 of 46
"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."
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paul revere, midnight ride, american revolution, american war of independence, war of independence, revolutionary, revolutionaries, american patriot, american patriots, historical character, historical characters, historical figure, historical figures, delay, delays, the british are coming, early warning, early warningsDelays cartoon 10 of 46
"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."
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parking, city parking, bad parking, driving, driver, drivers, city life, city living, urban life, dinner party, dinner parties, modern life, late, delay, delays, delayed, modern times, cocktail party, cocktail parties, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, guest, guests, dinner guest, dinner guestsDelays cartoon 11 of 46
"Think of this as a 'Be here now' exercise."
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flight, flights, cancellation, cancellations, cancelled flight, cancelled flights, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, air travel, mindful exercise, mindful exercises, mindfulness, mindfulness exercise, mindfulness exercises, airport, airports, air travel, delay, delays, be here now, meditation, meditations, meditating, meditate, meditatesDelays cartoon 12 of 46
Einstein Discovers That Time is Actually Laundry
Delays cartoon 13 of 46
"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"
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angel, angels, heaven, heavens, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, delay, delays, wait, waits, saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heavenly gates, pearly gates, saint, patient, patience, delay, delays, wait, waits, impatient, bar, bars, drink, drinksDelays cartoon 14 of 46
"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."
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train, trains, train station, train stations, transport, transportation, public transport, public transportation, delay, delays, service change, service changes, commute, commuter, commuters, wizard, wizards, canal st, canal street, nyc, new york, warlock, warlocks, sorcerer, sorcerers, magic, magician, magiciansDelays cartoon 15 of 46
"The crew is getting restless, captain."
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ship, ships, ship in a bottle, ships in bottles, restless, restlessness, stationary, bored, boring, boredom, complain, complaining, stuck, motionless, delayed, delay, delays, impatient, impatience, bad conditions, rough sea, rough seas, ships crew, ship's crew, ship's captain, ships captain, boat, boats, maritime artDelays cartoon 16 of 46
Planned Service Changes
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trains, train, transport, transportation, finding yourself, university, universities, college, colleges, education, delays, delay, career change, career changes, resignation, resignations, gap years, gap year, sabbatical, time off, millennial, millennials, subway, updates, commute, commuter, commutersDelays cartoon 17 of 46
"Your pilot is still de-icing."
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, de-icing, deicing, weather, bad weather, snowstorm, snowstorms, snow, snowing, ice, de-ice, deice, cold, winter, wintertime, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, drunk driving, drunk driver, drunk drivers, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous, risky, delay, delays, delayedDelays cartoon 18 of 46
"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"
Delays cartoon 19 of 46
"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service charges!"
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commuting, commuter, commuters, transportation, public transportation, public transit, passenger, passengers, train, trains, subway, subways, metro, metros, underground, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, warning, warnings, service change, service changes, service, bad service, delay, delays, delayed, late, wizard, wizards, forewarning, foreshadowing, foretelling, journey, journeys, modern lifeDelays cartoon 20 of 46
"The way I see it, justice delayed is that many more billable hours."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, justice, delay, delays, delayed, billable hours, money, time, greed, greedyDelays cartoon 21 of 46
"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."
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frequent flier, frequent fliers, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, perk, perks, flight, flights, airport, airports, departure lounge, departure lounges, departure, departures, lounge, lounges, airline, airlines, customer reward, customer rewards, air hostess, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardesses, customer perk, customer perks, loyal, loyalty, customer, reward, rewards, loyalty points, flight, flights, delay, delays, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanesDelays cartoon 22 of 46
"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."
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subway, subways, delay, delays, delaying, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, bergen street, bergen street station, change, changes, changed, announcement, announcements, announcing, train delay, train delays, dramatic, over-dramatic, exaggeration, exaggerations, exaggerating, public transport, public transportation, mass transit, rapid transitDelays cartoon 23 of 46
"When the roll is called up yonder, I shall be very much surprised if any of the Penn Central management people are there."
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penn central, penn station, pennsylvania station, subway, railroad, railroads, underground, commute, commuter, commuters, delay, delays, delayed, late, running late, public transport, public transit, public transportation, transportation, new york, new york city, traffic, railway, train, trains, bus, busesDelays cartoon 24 of 46
The Procrastinatorium.
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procrastinator, procrastinators, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinates, stall, stalls, stalling, avoid, avoids, avoiding, put off, puts off, putting off, lazy, laziness, delay, delays, delaying, slacker, slackers, slacking, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, aversion, aversions, hard work, work, workingDelays cartoon 25 of 46
We are being held momentarily to annoy Karen's girlfriend, who's been waiting at the restaurant for, like, twenty minutes.
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