Cheese of the Week: Brie
Tags:brie, cheese, gourmet, cheese lover, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, delivery, deliver, delivered, delivers, mail, mailman, mail order, mail orders, post, postal, posted, postal order, post order, slot, through the slot, through the door, melted cheese, grilled cheese, grill, melt, melting, grills, mess, messes, messy
"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."
Tags:deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, pizza, pizzas, pizza boy, pizza man, prank, pranks, prank call, wiles, wiles of the devil, the devil, devil, deliver, delivery, takeout, take-out, take out, delivered, take away, takeaway, take-away
Waiting for Pants
18 Teller Avenue
Tags:mail, post, snail mail, postwoman, postman, postperson, mailwoman, mailman, mailperson, postie, postal carrier, deliver, delivery, email, email filters, spam folder, spam folders, mail folders, primary, social, promo, mail filters, filters, technology, old tech, modern life, modern, modern communication, milennial, millennials
"Tag! Your salary's frozen."
"Who ordered the krill pizza?"
Tags:whale, whales, rescue, rescuer, rescuers, rescued, rescue team, sealife, marine life, whaling, beluga, humpback, humpback whale, beached, beaches, beach, beached whale, fish, seashore, pizza, delivery, pizza boy, pizza guy, pizza man, deliver, delivered, pizzas, pizza delivery, krill, krills, order, order in, take away, takeaway, takeout, take out, animal, animals, modern, modern life, modern world
"Dear USPS - Julie Michael's mail is no longer in care of Apt. 8-B. She has moved out to Queens. Queens!! Can you believe it??? Three years I devoted to that woman! Oh, well. C'est la vie. I'll find someone else I suppose. Eventually. Yeah, right!"
Tags:forward mail, forwards mail, forwarding mail, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, mailbox, mailboxes, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, heartbreak, heartbreaking, heartbroken, love, loves, post, posts, postbox, postboxes, delivery, deliveries, deliver, delivers, delivering
"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"
Tags:flight control, flight controls, flight controller, air traffic, air traffic control, air traffic controls, santa, santa claus, sleigh, sleighs, deliver, delivers, delivering, present, presents, gift, gifts, airline, airlines, airliner, airliners, airplane, airplanes, jet engine, jet engines, sucked into a jet engine, jet intake, reindeer, delivery, deliveries, christmas, christmas season, holiday season, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, christmas eve
"Complimentary crystal ball to see when the BLT you ordered might be showing up."
Tags:fortune teller, fortune tellers, crystal ball, crystal balls, room service, room services, hotel, hotels, customer service, bad service, deliver, delivery, sandwich, sandwiches, blt, blts, slow service, order, ordering, orders, damage limitation, placate, placating, placated, update, updates, updating
"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."
"You must be the fellow who ordered a friend on Amazon."
A coffin is carelessly delivered
A midwife and a waiter pass through a set of double doors.