"We bring gold and frankincense. The myrrh is in the mail."
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Suggested Delivery Methods During U.P.S. Strike.
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"You've got the wrong address, Mac."
"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
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Neither lethargy, indifference, nor the general collapse of standards will prvent these couriers from eventually delivering some of your mail.
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"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."
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"I guess we'll know Ol' Mister Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."
"I just assumed we'd be going out for lunch."
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"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"
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"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."
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"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."
12 Hangry Men
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Stan's OK Deliveries
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A stone in a cave has letters shoved into it.
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"Where are the cheese sticks?"
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Urgent Overnite Delivery
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"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down twenty-two dollars and thirty-seven cents."
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"It's hard for me to tell if my father's having been in the delivery room when I was born is a real factor in my over-all sense of well-being."
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"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."
Tags:meals on wheels, delivery, deliveries, home delivery, home deliveries, pensioner, pensioners, convenient, convenience, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, meal-on, wheels, elderly, the elderly, misunderstand, misunderstood, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, literal, literal minded, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, meals at home, social care, care in the community
"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"
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"No, sir, they don't come with the cubicle—you have to order the cubicle separately."
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"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."
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Amazon Obstacle Course: Online Shopping Gamifies Your Building Entrance.
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